I am absolutely fascinated by many of the Profiles that I have read here on Match – they are often times very entertaining reading. Although I would like to believe that they are all true, there’s just this nagging feeling that there might be some fiction in the mix. So, in that spirit, I offer the following:
Mega-wealthy manly man; Graduated Magna Cum Laude in Psychology for Understanding Women’s Issues; Sensitive like a Gay Guy, but manly like a Fireman; Inventor - Pet Rock, Chia Pet, Rubik’s Cube, Pong, etc; I pilot my own jet. (1/2 of 3 of these are true - financially secure; manly; and I pilot a plane, not a jet).
Baggage:
Very little with the possible exception that I just came out of re-hab (3rd times a charm); lifelong member of AA (12-steps rocks); only 5 DUI’s under my belt; no physical scars from a meth addiction (I had it under control the whole time); Rush Limbaugh is not an entertainer – he speaks the truth every day; Fox News IS fair and balanced; Congress says that Pizza is a Vegetable – “Congress is a Vegetable;” Just graduated Magna Cum Laude from Anger Management School. (1 of these are true / Congress really is a vegetable)
My Ideal Mate:
Not so good looking; totally insecure; financially inept with lots of debt; emotionally unstable for at least 3 weeks out of 4 each month; smokes at least a pack a day; uncontrolled high anxiety is a must; drinks to excess and blacks out regularly; doesn’t believe in a higher power; entitlement attitude. (None of these are true).
I wish you the best in your search.
P.S.: As of last July, my adventure with Match came to a close - due to the Twilight Zon-i-ness of it all, decided not to renew. In the event you're interested, I invite you to visit VRBO - property 93012 or google a search for "Casa de las Olas Tamarindo Costa Rica" where you can find out more about me and/or contact info - Thank you and I wish you the best in Life and Love. R
