Wouldn't it be funny if I put key words in all caps for extra EMPHASIS? No, you're right, it wouldn't. Well I like my Greek Yogurt Plain and my football in HD...and that's about all you need to know. Ok fine, there's other things.
I actually don't find it that hard to write about myself, so I'll start with a random fact and a confession:
Random: I eat a lot of brocolli.
Confession: I watch Gigolos from time to time (it's on Showtime for those of you not in the know).
I had a physical the other day, doc says I’m a healthy young man (well, young compared to him), call Kaiser if you don’t believe me.
And there's more: (Bear with me through this generic portion) I'm career oriented (veer south for job title/description), live in West LA (can't help putting extra phrases in parentheses), was born and raised in SoCal (so you can't legitimately say I've stolen any American jobs), make my way to the gym a couple times a week (I also use the gym as a way to avoid traffic after work, so call me a user if you must), and I play basketball with friends every now and then (harder to get people together these days though), but I want to get back into playing tennis (possibly the simplest one-on-one coed sport there is....yeah there's an easy joke in there but I'm not touching that).
I'm not "skinny jeans guy", just regular fit in case you were wondering.
I've been cooking a lot more lately because I'm tired of outsourcing my meals and since I live alone, if I don't do it who else will?? Plus it's just downright healthier. I'm into that whole nutrition thing.
So in summary, I’m a pretty awesome guy, just ask my parole officer...kidding (we’re not on good terms right now).
