Ok, I decided to change my profile totally around. So, pour yourself a glass of wine....you know what, just drink it from the bottle while you read.
MY SUMMARY
- First name....Ken
- 33 years old. I look much younger, as I've been told. Which means I will be a good looking old man. I hope. (Like Sean Connery and The most interesting man in the world)
- Been a nurse for over 9 years. I've saved many lives and like think I make a difference. Yes, I have been pooped on, urinated on, bled on, spit on, vomited on, punched, kicked, slapped, and once hit with a purse full of bibles.
- Grew up on a dairy farm. I can milk a cow, drive a tractor, stack hay, and even tried riding a bull....unsuccessfully.
- I run 10-30 miles a week and occasionally run 5ks....best time 17:56 I would prefer you can at least run a mile.
- Have a 5 year old son. He stays with me a few nights a week and is my inspiration for everything. So technically you will be dating 2 awesome guys.
- Have my own home in the country on 15 acres. Hope you like big yards and yardwork.
- I have 2 cars. A Firebird and a Hummer H3. Yes, my gas mileage sucks.
- I like all kinds of music (That Call Me Maybe song is always stuck in my head) My favorite is metal tho. I frequent metal concerts often. So if you see me walking around with a black eye, busted open forehead, and covered with blood....than it was a good show.
- I love horror and action movies (I'm a typical guy) If someone doesn't die it than I probably won't be interested. I did cry when I saw Marley and Me tho.
- I once grew a mullet just to see how I would look with one.
Ok now that you have read, here are your options.
A. Email me
B. Wink
C. Move on to the next D-bag
D. Delete your account and hope Match will give you your money back
E. Totally give up men
Good luck
Love.....Ken
