I have to be witty in a funny way. I have to be smarter than the next or previous guy. I have to be kind, well-mannered, and chivalrous. I have to exude confident humility. I have to be thoughtfully respectful and always respectable. I have to open doors, pay for everything, and make sure you get home safely.
You just have to be able to understand me and enjoy your time.
Me:
Chemistry says I am a director with explorer tendencies. I get absorbed into whatever work I am doing, dating seems to always lose priority. This also means once I fall for someone, I am blindly devoted. Knowing that about myself, I would like to make friends before I jump into anything new. I am very aware of my own feelings, and I will not hesitate to let you know. I'm not a fan of games or drama, I will flee at the first signs of it. I know myself, I know what I want, and I'm willing to go out and get it. If I am uncomfortable, I have no problems leaving.
The good:
I have a college degree, a car, a mortgage, and no felonies. I enjoy, golf, tennis, breeding puppies, tactical training and long barefoot moonlit walks along the beach. I like to travel and enjoy social scenes with friends. I am not an artist but I enjoy drawing. Horticulture has been a hobby, and I hope to have a farm one day. I enjoy cooking for friends and family, well, experimenting is probably a better description. I have an affinity to tasks that require fine motor skills. I am an avid video gamer, I enjoy driving cars on technical courses, and recently, I have taken up long range shooting. I am the most dedicated fan of truth and honesty, I believe it saves time. I feel like I have an above average understanding of life, and I call it as I see it.
The bad:
I can't sing, I can't bowl, and I am not much of thrower: darts, balls, javelins/spears or knives. I have a bad habit of speaking condescendingly to people, especially after two attempts at elucidation, makes me feel like I am wasting time. My mind wanders quite often. I am 99% a jovial person, with 1% chance of temper. It doesn't happen often, and only under extreme duress, a spectacular explosion, that can only be described as awesome, engulfs everything around me. I am not a tall person, but I do have a towering personality that tends to be more trouble then beneficial now that I think about it.
You:
My ideal match would be a nerd. You should be intelligent, compassionate, morally upright, passion driven person, who can argue logically using supporting argumentation and can admit being wrong without getting upset. You find grammatically correct to be the best form of correctness. You should be situationally aware and comfortable, whether at a nightclub, a museum, homie BBQ, formal black tie evening, or a gangster/fraternity party. You should laugh at most of my jokes but not be shy to point out my stupidity and make fun of my cognitive flatulence. You should find me witty, and interesting yet be capable of shutting me up when I am out of line. You should be a complement rather than a supplement. I am traditional when it comes to family roles. I expect you to be a capable mother one day, you can expect to be financially stable. I am a sucker for a naturally inquisitive mind, it is a source of endless adventures. I am a facilitator, I will facilitate your needs and wants within reason. I expect you to be reasonably reasonable, but being unreasonably smart would not go unnoticed or without acknowledgement.
