I'm a sometimes writer, sometimes photographer trying to drop the sometimes. I also work in international adoption.
These are dumb. And awkward.
In light of these being dumb and awkward I did what any 30-something gal working in social media would do. I asked Twitter. This is what they came up with:
"My pants are probably off right now, but if that excites you then we shouldn't date." - True story.
"Candidates should emulate my cat. Self-cleaning, pro-snuggling. Listening skills." - Also true. You know, with less shedding.
"Does it really matter? Chemistry doesn’t come from a bio. So let's grab coffee and laugh about how horrible we are for each other." - I don't do coffee, but the rest is true.
I'm practically incapable of smiling when a camera is pointed at my face. I prefer my caffeine to come laced with aspartame. I have duel citizenship in both the United States and Iran. I'm an unabashed nerd. I'm stupidly bad at this kind of stuff.
Also, we're going the free route to check this out for a bit, so apparently I've just limited myself to winking. Which is either fantastic or fantastically sad. Add a hey to my username and I'm on the googles electronic mailing system.