I'm Jon, obvs you can see my name before you get to this page so it's kinda unnecessarily redundant. Anyway I'm supposed to write stuff about me. I like outside, sun and ocean and.... Other things from outside. Buuuuuut I also like inside, like couches, and new pairs of socks cause I can slide around on the tile. Anyway, everyone writes good stuff about themselves so just assume that I have all that good stuff too, ill tell you about the bad things. I tell terrible stories because I literally get lost while I'm talking. I accidentally break stuff all the time because I get all riled up. I also drink, not crazy amounts because I'm not very tall so I get drunk kinda easy, but I think it's fun booze it up sometimes (alcohol required due to whiteness). Boom, done.