lol Seriously? Come on, the pictures tell the story and the same goes for each of you. If you're so stinkin' active why are all your pictures taken in the bathroom? :)
1) I laugh way too much and at inappropriate times.
2) I'm friggin' blast to hang out with! :)
3) I have one tattoo... It's in my armpit.
4) I will hold an hour long semi-intelligent conversation with your grandma.
5) I am muscular not "athletic and toned"
6) I have fun and make new friends everywhere I go... it's a gift.
7) I own two companies but I'm not rich.
8) I'm thoughtful and chivalrous because I had a good momma. :)
WHO AM I LOOKING FOR?
A self-confident, self-sufficient, hilarious, active, beautiful, spontaneous, motivated woman who can clean up or camp out and isn't afraid to be herself, sing, or dance even in a room full of strangers, clients, or colleagues.
(DREAM GIRL!) (longest sentence ever)
...also, no offense to the "self-shot" experts and professionals, but it's a big plus if you have at least a few friends who sometimes hold the camera.
On a real note: I see many girls' profiles with "never married/no kids" preferences... that's stupid. Being labeled/categorized really blows. Hell, I'm proud to be Dad; I'm pretty freaking good at it; and my little girl is freaking gorgeous. Being a dad has made me a more responsible and all around better man. My kid does not need you to play mommy - she's already got a good one! I don't have "baggage" (as one Match.com girl so eloquently put it). ....it's not like I knocked up a Crackhead and fed her to Sharks :)
Wink at me if you laughed. I'll e-mail you...