After a well rounded career of saving the world from various evil elements (I asked world delegations to delete any records of this to give me a fresh start, so don't bother looking) I decided to do what any 4 time winner of the illustrious Slovakian Idol would do...settle down for a few years in Lancaster, CA.
I'm a pretty normal guy in all seriousness. I consume solids and liquids in an effort to break them down into nutrients that my body can convert into energy. I have a pretty strict routine of sleeping once a day to allow my body and brain to rest and process the vast amount of information that my main sensory groups receive. I have 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, and various other features resembling that of a human. Quite frankly if you're having trouble picturing me, then madam I highly doubt you are a fellow human and perhaps some sort of alien trying to spy on our race (which I have saved the world from before btw)
OK for real this time.........I'm an independent bachelor looking for a girl with substance who isn't a tweaker, baby factory (I should note having a child doesn't disqualify you, breeding an army does), or an alcoholic. If you are a combination of the 3, the chances of us hitting it off are about as likely as you reading this and thinking I'm funny.....which I'm not, so you kind of won there...
Oh...I should mention that you must also have at least 2 superpowers (detecting my bullsh*t doesn't count)