Hey strapping young lad with your boyish good looks!
GET OVER HERE! I've got candy!
But first, do you know how to treat a lady?
Are you looking for something long term?
Can you NOT elbow my hair if we're cuddlin?
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." - Aristotle
I want a best friend and lover all in one. A man who isn't afraid
to be a boy at playtime and a romantic after the sun goes down.
Chemistry with a strong attraction, when a touch or a look
speaks volumes of unspoken words. Overwhelming excitement
anticipation...the RUSH! Both not knowing what the future holds
but growing closer as we move through it together.
DO YOU SEE - YOU AND ME, AN ISLAND IN THE CARIBBEAN
LYING ON THE BEACH, LOST IN EACH OTHER'S EYES?
Its not a question I need to know the answer to but you do!
If your favorite childhood shows had anything to do with
Pokemon or Little Orphan Annie over the radio
please do not contact me as we would not be a good match.
I'm looking for a man born in the early 70s, a 1980s Atari champ
who knows the lyrics to at least one Duran Duran song. Hot right!
I know its a lot to ask but I am so worth it.
Let's just say, I'm somewhere between a
Queen of Hearts and Goddess of Seduction
with old-fashioned values when it comes to relationships.
POTENTIAL MATCHES PLEASE READ ON:
I've learned that emotional strength and true
happiness can only come from within one's self.
Basically I'm looking for another independent free soul
just like me, to take things to a whole new level.
I'm not here for friends.
I'm not here for compliments.
I am here to share my life
with the right man who wants the same.
If you fall within my preferences
maybe you'll get to find out even more about me.
My thing is, never judge a book by its cover.
Nonetheless, if the first few pages suck
or the context is out of whack
why waste any more time, get another book!
One thing that I do guarantee about myself
I maintain a constant disposition of
intelligence, sexiness and honesty.
Although, after two drinks intelligence is
no longer guaranteed...but laughter is.
On a religious note, I am a firm believer that a lady should be
a chef in the kitchen
a maid in the living room
and a porn star in the bedroom.
(I consider the first two traits to be christian-like
however, that last one is categorically spiritual)
(You do realize I'm joking.)
I'm not a body and mind person
I fall in love with someone's heart and soul.
As you know initial attraction is imperative
therefore looks are important!
With that being said, if you're looking for
someone to have in your life
to be extremely close to you
I'm not talking about being around someone 24/7
but definitely monogamous and long term
well then maybe we should talk.
When with the right person, I feel that anything goes!
Weekend getaways, vacations, concerts, local bands
operas, symphonies, family, friends, cooking, dining out
cuddling while he's watching his favorite sports team...whatever!
You know, the normal stuff.
I'm NOT looking for a guy who lacks communication skills.
I'm NOT looking for a guy who is a habitual texter/sexter.
I'm NOT looking for a guy with the word games
or drama in his profile, too much irony there.
I'm NOT looking for a guy who is a
Big indicators to me NOT relationship material.
I'M LOOKING FOR A GUY WHO'S READY TO EXPERIENCE
THE REINTRODUCTION OF FALLING IN LOVE...
(men AGES 38-42 w/in HER DATE criteria ONLY please)
110% chance you'll wanna kiss me once we've met.
I have yet to meet a man who hasn't tried to.
Do keep in mind I am in no way a trollop/easy.
I do reject/remove no-pic/non-criteria profiles.
I'd rather be single than date a man I'm not attracted to.
Not Interested means go away! Stalkers get reported.
If any of this appears a bit much for you
no need to proceed. Thanks for stopping by!