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29 year old woman
Houston, Texas, United States

Seeking:
men 30-39
Within:
50 Miles of Houston, Texas, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Definitely
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'1" (154cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

I'm not capable of regurgitating the same contrived b.s. that you've read before.......

I am very direct, straight forward, no games type of person. I cannot tolerate men who lie, or twist the truth in any way...... with that being said, I am very open minded, and would like to meet somebody who is the same. I will not project my beliefs, religious and otherwise, onto anyone, rather I welcome learning about other people and constantly challenging my belief system. If you are a non-denominational Christian on a mission to mass recruit everyone to go to church with you to be saved, we won't get along. I can't stand people like that. I have traveled around the World, and would like to meet someone on the same level.

Please don't bother contacting me if....

1. you wear a cowboy hat andor ropers

2. you are not grammatically evolved to refrain from omitting vowels, N wRtE sEnTnCz Lk Thz ma... cuz u knw u coo lk tht...

3. you perpetually regurgitate contrived pick up lines to mass chicks


4. you've never heard the word antidisestablishmentarianism and have no idea it's significance

5. you have a picture of yourself in skin tight boxer briefs, with what looks like a roll of 10 pennies bulging out, in the bathroom mirror with a can of Tinactin in the background on the counter, a suspiciously nondescript bottle of antibiotics next to it, and bottle of lotion in your shower...

6. If your idea of a fun time is getting wasted at a local sports bar on beer and shots of Jaeger while watching a sports game, during which you will literally fight someone andor be pissed for days if your team loses.

7. If your idea of a good time is going to a river, beach, lake, or pool, and never actually getting in the water but laying out downing beers trying to get sun poisoning

8. Your idea of a good time is getting bottle service at "insert name of cheesy nightclub here" whilst doing bumps of shitty blow in the bathroom, then busting out in the middle of the dance floor doing the Carlton or cabbage patch after 9 shots..... then puking in the parking lot.

9. You cut off the top of your head in your pictures andor wear hats because you are obviously going bald. Just own it.

I really don't care what car you drive or how much money you make, those things don't impress me. But if you live at home in your mom's basement and drive a mini van we would have a problem......




I aspire to meet a man whom....

is educated

well traveled

and most importantly has transcended the above mentioned trite characteristics that are so indicative of indigenous Americans.

Hopefully this will not prove to be an exercise in futility.....

Good luck.

Interests:
Cooking, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing cards, Religion/Spiritual, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Dancing, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

I have had all types of pets, but now just two small dogs.

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Virgo
College:
The University of Texas at Dallas, Richardson, TX
For fun:

Travel! Preferably out of the country

Favorite hot spots:

Anywhere with a beautiful isolated beach

Favorite things:

Don't watch t.v., love ambient music

Last read:

The last book I finished was IQ84, now I'm reading
Anathem by Neal Stephenson. Also various works by Michaux.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'1" (154cms)
6'0" (182cms) to 8'11" (271cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
No preference
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

I sell insurance and real estate

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Definitely
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Latino / Hispanic, White / Caucasian
No preference

German and Puerto Rican

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

Brought up Catholic, now I'm open minded and appreciate the beauty of all religions.

Languages:
English, Spanish
No preference
Education:
Some college
No preference

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