According to his friends and family, Jason can be described as funny, creative, witty, competitive and open.
Jason loves reffering to himself in 3rd person while describing his personality characteristics here on Match.com. He knows this can be unfunny and immature, but its not like he takes photos of his shirtless self in front of the mirror and uses words like "shorty" to reference a woman.
Jason is a former Coast Guardsman, large market radio personality, college graduate, and hot dog eating champion. It is safe to say that Jason's experiences are nothing short of super awesome. He is committed to his physical fitness because he believes one day he may be needed to save the world during the coming Zombie Apocalypse - and because he is training to run a full marathon by the end of 2013.
Jason wants to make it perfectly clear that he does not have a job - he has a career. Jason cares about his craft and is fully committed to being one of the best----------wait for it-----------Pizza delivery guys ever! I like to joke (cough) I mean, Jason likes to joke around a bit. Nothing against pizza delivery guys, but Jason is a totally awesome website designer and his contributions to the future of technology are highly respected. (At least that's what his mom says.)
Jason met many goals that he set for himself, and is now looking for a nice "shorty" to settle down with. He prefers one who is health conscious, sarcastic yet positive, goal oriented, and isn't Manti Te'o's dead girlfriend.
Any who, if you are interested in learning more about Jason, or would like a shirtless photo, please leave your name, number and brief message after the beep. Oh wait...
