No guesswork here. Solid Guy... Most of Time... Give me leeway.
I'm solid. You don't have to be, I'll make you that too. I'm a good caring ethical and moral guy. Not just saying that. I sleep well b/c of it. I don't care if you're slightly freaky, I assume you are anyway. I'm happy. Truly and sincerely. You can have issues, but please reveal one date at a time. Let me digest them slowly. If you have a lazy eye, no need to tell me, I'll see it. So will the guy behind me.
I don't want to be your entire world, just a nice part of it. I know I can't be your everything and don't want to be. I like the teamwork part of a relationship. Carried over from sports. If you wear a jockstrap, you're reading the wrong guy's profile. You have my back and I have yours. I have a dry sense of humor, so please laugh occasionally. I'm confident because I started off with little and earned much more. Self reflective and very easy to be with. Not sure why, perhaps because I accept everybody. I love people in general and am the guy who wants to know your family too, even if they are the Munsters. I seem to find the funny side to many things and take life seriously only with the serious issues. I don't care about the Jones' next door (unless Tom Jones, then I care. Good music...She's a lady, wo wo wo, she's a.....okay, done. It was playing in my head.)
I'll try to impress you more with my depth and sense of humor than wisking you to Paris. With that said, if you go to Paris without me, I want a cashmere sweater. I own a condo and my company, both make me feel good. You can have the TV remote, but for some reason, I'm fixated on "sweet genius." Not sure why, probably because no one cares if you can make a good cookie. But it's this guy's entire life and he chews weird. I really want someone who isn't artificial or "in the scene" too much. That's quite exhausting. I'm over it. We can hang out on my balcony and make out instead. Great view of NYC.
Please feel semi-good about your family. If you have serious family or past boyfriend/husband issues, I'll get the brunt of it, so please don't beat me up b/c your last boyfriend cheated on you. I won't. Can we just meet for coffee? Do I have to buy you a meal? It's not a money thing, we may just each not be into each other, then I want to order something stupid, like salad, and get out. It's a meeting to see if we want to go on a real date...dinner and high five goodnight. I don't know you yet and can't fake it when on a date I don't want to be on. If you want a free meal, look up Salvation Army, they are now serving vegetables.
I'm financially strong and responsible with money. I like to go out for dinner at times and cook at times. If you cook, that's hot. Hopefully, so is the meal. I'll help you grow in life and I'll expect the same from you, bar nothing. No excuses or second chances for unfaithfulness. We'll carry all the intangible needs everyone wants in a relationship and we'll ride off in the sunset together....in the crosstown bus, next to people who smell.
