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48 year old man
Lake Forest, California, United States

Seeking:
women 35-50
Within:
25 Miles of Lake Forest, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'8" (172cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

UPDATE 3/28/2014...I received an email from Match.com this morning that stated my previous profile had been deemed "inappropriate" after being up for 6 months. Apparently some of the river chicks, cougars, and curvy ladies lost custody of their sense of humor in the divorce. So I am eliminating any references to aforementioned turds this time. I believe laughter is what makes the world bearable. If you're bitter and are the type that sits at Starbucks bitching about her ex, we probably wouldn't get along anyway because you've lost the joy in life, and that's too bad because life's too short.
I feel that all is right with the world when Oprah is fat and Christina Aguilera is skinny. I revel in watching Steven Seagal look like a severely bloated member of Seal Team Six in "Steven Seagal Lawman" while the rest of the cops are in jeans and vests. Dude, you're incredibly fat and that camouflage isn't hiding it. I love bad plastic surgery on Hollywood stars. I enjoy watching people trip and then quickly scan the area to see if anyone saw them. I always wave and yell "I totally saw that". I quit my yoga class after Lululemon recalled their see through workout pants. I detest the Kardashians, but love Vicki from the OC Housewives...I find batshit crazy entertaining! I believe OJ killed Nicole and that JFK was killed in a governmental conspiracy. I think Ryan Seacrest and George Clooney are closeted gays. I once saw a dolphin with a tattoo of a single mom on it's shoulder.
I'm a divorced daddy of two kids, 18 and 21. I take that job seriously as I feel it's the most important one I have. I have a very stable career and have been with the same company for 29yrs. I'm a homeowner, car leaser, don't have any tattoos or piercings, and a man who's just looking for what most men on Match aren't...a semi sane, down to Earth woman who is over the party, club, Lake Havasu scene. I don't have a boat, a Harley, or debt. I wouldn't date a 40 yr old woman who has in her profile that she would date a 25yr old. It's sad a pathetic to be a cougar.
As for the selfies...Kindly either find a mirror that is not located in your bathroom, or clean your floor up. Nothing less sexy than finding out a woman is a complete slob after viewing her first picture. And if you're doing the "public bathroom selfie", try and check out the background, and ask the woman in the stall behind you to lift her feet up so that her shoes and rolled down panties don't ruin the shot. And I am instituting Marshall Law on "duck lips" or "kissing lips" pix. Take it from me ladies....they are NOT hot. They are annoying. They distort your face and make you look like you are desperately imitating what you saw on your 13yr old daughter's Instagram!!
If you are looking for a man who's 6' tall, has "no kids but wants them", makes $150,000 a year, I will not contact you I swear, because I respect your wants and desires and I'm positive that he's out there just waiting to discover your profile, and whisk you away for a fabulous Parisian proposal at the top of the Eiffel Tower If you're still reading at this point, it's because you "get me" and might want to chat, if you don't "get me" that's fine too but kindly stop reporting me just because you are humorless.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Billiards / Pool, Football, Golf, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

I have 2 dogs. They are big, and eat alot, but at least they are real pets. I don't go for fringe pets, like Ferrets, Iguanas, Hamsters, Tortoises (BTW..it's a frickin turtle dummy!!)

Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Leo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Fun? Hmmmmm.... good question! I probably have the most fun when I can make my daughter laugh uncontrollably until absolutely no sound is coming out of her. She loves when I mess with the Indian telemarketers who tell me their name is "Brad Johnson"

Favorite hot spots:

Gotta love the desert (Palm Springs not Indio, Who the hell goes to Indio anyway?) Starbucks daily, Cooks Corner occasionally, Middle East never! Disneyland to watch fat people scooter around.

Favorite things:

Seeing people trip when they walk. A Few Good Men, Rudy, L.A. Confidential, and Tombstone. I love mexican food that is cooked by real Mexicans not an Asian dude, People Watching at Wal-Mart, peeing in the shower, and politically incorrect things :-0

Last read:

A sign that said "Lost Cat" in Trabuco Canyon. I called the number and told them I was a coyote, and that Fluffy was delish!! I also read the transcripts from Mel Gibson's rant. I guess he doesn't know What Women Want after all...just sayin

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'8" (172cms)
4'11" (149cms) to 5'8" (172cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military
No preference
Income:
$100,001 to $150,000
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
No answer
Want kids:
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
Not sure, Probably not, No, No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

I guess I would describe myself as a white guy. My credit is good, I own a home, I play golf, and I'm discriminated against more than anyone in America...yep I'm a white guy for sure.

Faith:
Christian / Other
No preference

God and I have a good thing going. He knows where my heart is, even if I'm not in Church every Sunday. He knows I am thankful for the extraordinary blessings he has bestowed upon my family. This is the ONE thing I don't make fun of.

Languages:
English
No preference
Education:
Some college
No preference

Found out rather quickly that higher education wasn't in my plans. I've been with the same company for 29yrs. Got very lucky that my career has been based upon accomplishments and not a college degree.

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