I'm looking for someone who finds humor in life! I am talkative and hardworking, have a career and family that I love. I have the sense of humor of a teenager and love to watch Netflix. Oh, and my mom says I'm "a catch". Who can argue with momma?!
But here's the deal.....
If you don't know how to use the proper form of you're and your, you're not the guy for me.
If you use LOL, sorry we aren't a match.
If your profile photos show you in a bathroom mirror holding up your phone to take the pic, OR if you are not wearing a shirt, sorry - no match!
If you have over 3 children, get off of match.com and worry about your child support payments.
I may come across as bitchy but hey, a girl has to be honest! I have a great career and a great sense of humor. I'm looking for someone who wants to hang out, catch a movie or dinner and make a new friend :)