I can be sarcastic:
I hate having fun, laughing, or being generally content. I don't like good conversations, beer, or cuisine. I cant STAND sunny days or being outdoors when the weather is perfect. Please don't ask me to give my opinion on anything, or use my brain. I totally hate building things or accomplishing anything. Reading is for losers, and every study I've ever heard of will support that. If you're going to have a discussion with someone via e-mail, text, or social media, plz use bad grammir/spellingz.
Now that I have your attention:
I love all forms of entertainment and being entertained. Concerts, plays, movies, stand up comedy, and almost anything that warrants an audience... besides NASCAR.. I HATE NASCAR.
Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Psycho, A River Runs Through it, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, No Country for Old Men, Training Day, Requiem for a Dream, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo,The Social Network, Choke, Fight Club, Poolhall Junkies, Point Break.
T.V. Shows: Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Dexter, Bones, The League, Sons of Anarchy, The Men Who Built America, Duck Dynasty, The Walking Dead.Yes, I even like to watch cartoons with my nephew!
Tunes: Two Door Cinema, Vampire Weekend, 311, CCR, Queen, Bad Religion, The Eagles, Rage, The Police, early 90's rap, Bayside, Coheed & Cambria, Reel Big Fish, Silversun Pickups, Brand New.
Although I do not subscribe to any particular religion, I was raised Catholic, so I have an appreciation for religious history. I may not go to church, but I will surprise you with the breadth and depth of my religious knowledge. I will listen to your religious viewpoints all day, even if I don't agree.
I may have a lot of hobbies, but I am laser focused on my job and career. I believe that self-evolution is one of the most important things you can work to attain. Long live the days of renaissance men.
I had the opportunity to dabble a bit in stand-up comedy. Am I a professional? No, not by any means, but I was never booed off stage. My comedy is situational, and I tend to focus on everyday occurrences and awkward happenings. My favorite comedians are David Cross, Louis C.K., George Carlin, and Jim Norton.
"We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will."
