I'm sarcastic about 95% of the time.
Fitness and body type are extremely important to me.
I workout often and try to eat healthy.
I enjoy getting crazy.
I have a loyal and steadfast companion in the form of an obedient and well trained dog. He eats healthy and also cares very much about body type and a person's level of fitness. Contrary to what most women put on their profiles though, he cannot judge character because he is a dog. He cares more about chasing spherical shaped objects and being a boss.
I am patriotic and conservative.
I have a soft spot for old people.
I believe in brutal honesty.
I have a strong personality.
I believe in modern day chivalry.
I love tattoos. My arms and chest are covered in them.
*If you are looking for a "man" who wears pastel colored clothes and boat shoes, you are on the wrong page. I despise men who wear pastel colored clothes, croakies, boat shoes and bow ties. They are not men. I like the south, but I will never understand the the fashion style of the typical southern male. There is absolutely no excuse for men wearing the aforementioned clothes unless they are trying for the title of "The AntiChrist of Masculinity".
I don't care if you have kids, have been married or have a degree. If you are down to earth, financially stable, attractive, physically fit, healthy and enjoy the company of someone who is constantly sarcastic and finds humor in every situation...let me know and I'll see if you can be in my wolfpack.