I have 2,000 characters to tell you why I am such a catch. I can do it. Besides being handsome, smart and really funny I am kind to old people, small animals and children. Your mother would be proud to see me come through the door. Even if she is deceased she would probably rouse. I am a guy yet sweet. Generous in all things. Basically I will keep you laughing, fascinated, entertained and in a constant state of euphoria. Sounds a bit over-confident doesn't it, let's just call it comfortable with self. If interested send me an email. I am available for birthday parties and bar mitzvahs. If you like to laugh and have fun give me a shout.Looking for . . .
Smart, sexy, attractive, kind, honest, athletic, likes to do things on the spur of the moment. Fun. NOT crazy, lying, cheating, nasty. Will be tested with Rorschach Inkblots and queried for mental illness in family and self. All others encouraged to apply.