If Conan O'Brien has an illegitimate son, most likely, I'm him. My parents assure me I wasn't adopted, but I'm not convinced. If I had to describe myself in a few words it'd be: nerdy, intellectual, social butterfly. If I've enticed you so far, read on.
I suppose in introducing myself, I should start by saying I'm in my last year of studying to be a lawyer. And go figure, but law school actually keeps me busy a lot of the time. When not reading/writing legalese, you can usually find me grabbing some drinks/food with friends or relaxing at home and generally procrastinating. I love going to sporting events, and after living here for awhile, I'm starting to come around to the Browns. This is by necessity, not by choice. I'm originally from Indiana and I'm here to confirm all of the corn and basketball related stereotypes you have heard about Hoosiers. On the weekends, I tend to stay away from the crowded bar scene or anywhere where there is a large quantity of bros. Bros and I don't mix very well, and if you've spent any time at college frat parties, you probably know what I mean. I thought I had gotten rid of them when I graduated college, but THEY'RE EVERYWHERE.
So that's me in a nutshell (cue Austin Power's scene) let's talk about you.
The person I'm looking to meet would ideally be very intelligent, driven, tolerant (if not appreciative) of my geeky tendencies, and above all, someone who can make me laugh. Although I'm a kid at heart, I'm looking for someone with a good head on their shoulders and knows what they want out of life. I like having fun, but I also want someone who i can have a great conversation with. I'm pretty liberal, and also a realist, and love being able to discuss ideas without getting into arguments with people. One of the things about being an attorney is questioning people about their ideas. I love figuring out why people think the way they do, even if I agree with you. I hope you're up to the challenge. Oh, and if you happen to be ridiculously tall, um, that would be nice too; If I don't produce an NBA worthy kid my life will have been an utter waste.
It seems a lot of these profiles are terribly cliche, so I'll try to end mine with some quirky things. I love puns/witty word plays, if you have a talent in this area, we will be great friends.I've started collecting antique microphones in tribute to my love of radio ever since I had my own radio show back in high school. It's as cool as it sounds. Word on the street is I have a radio voice, as long as it doesn't correlate with a face for radio, I'll take the compliment. I'm scared of spiders, but I will murderlate (new word) them. I'm tall, like really really tall, like hit your head on the ceiling fan type of tall.
By the way, I'm Michael.