I am Super Buff, Sexy, Rich, A Perfect 10, I Know exactly what women want, I have 6 Pack Abs, And all woman want me....
D.) None of the Above
My relationship is like my pet turtle, I dont have a pet turtle.
I really pity whoever is the last man on earth. Most women agree they want nothing to do with that guy.
Sorry The side effects of the medicine I'm on include nausea, nausea, nausea, nausea, nausea, repeating things four times & difficulty adding.
I hate That awkward moment when the woman your dancing behind bends over so you can grind it , and you realize she just lost an earring ... And that no one in Starbucks can hear your IPod
I Just got out of the hospital. Don't worry! The doctors say I'm going to be OK but I must warn you. The Dyson Ball Cleaner has a very misleading name!
Ok enough with the jokes..
Why am I still here? because I don't really have any other chance to meet anyone. I do not go to bars, and I'm not afraid to talk to any woman at any time, but I am shy in the asking for a date area.
I own my own business and Work very hard for what I have. I am a good guy, I do NOT cheat, I do NOT play games, I will make you die laughing, I love my family and my children. I have all I need except the Love of my life. And Even though my last name is Jones, Im not hard to keep up with. hehe
WHAT I AM LOOKING FOR:
Someone who is "TRULY" looking and not playing the dating game. someone who does not lie about themselves including weight and appearance.
Im anything but Average, Just shy of Amazing, A Bit off of Extraordinary, but way above Boring.. If you like what you see and dream of being Loved like a Princess, Treated like a Goddess, And the center of someones world, then Open this book and read the inscription and "I Will Love You Forever".
And we both shall live happily ever after..