FUN FACTS
- I love bullet-points.
- I have an undeniably amazing dog named Bailey.
- I would rather go to a show, stand up comedian, or sporting event than to a bar or a club.
- I go to 1-3 shows a month at Black Cat, RR Hotel, DC9, 930, etc. Drugs, sex, and rock-n-roll? 1 out of 3. Oh yeah.
- I love indie and electronic rock, but I listen to a lot of different music. I'm not a fan of country, most new rap, screamy death metal, or that dub-step thing that people call music (seriously, how?)
- Learning how to cook extremely well and learning spanish are my newest hobbies. I'm always trying to learn or experience something that is new to me. Like my financial advisor says "You gotta diversify your portfolio if you want it to pop. Now gimme all you money and your sandwich."
- No girl has ever winked at me. Not once. Not never. Don't be the first.
- I'm looking for a relationship. Why the !#$ else would I pay money for this? That said, I take pride in remembering the little things in a relationship. A love note in the purse, a well-timed compliment, or a back rub before bed go a long way.
- I'm a huge Redskins fan.
- When I'm home alone and I text or call a few people, and nobody answers within a few minutes, for a second, I secretly hope that the zombie apocalypse has finally come. Not full on apocalypse, just a little one. Apeckalypse, if you will.
-...Apparently this is not sinking in. If you wink at me, you have a zero percent chance of me contacting you. Please stop. If you've made it this far, and you wink, I'll assume that you are illiterate and/or too broke to afford $70 every few months. Both are...kind of...deal breakers.
- I eat well and live a pretty healthy lifestyle, but I have my Friday night junk food relapses from time to time.
- I'm a movie buff, and a highly cynical one at that, but I love movies.
- I cherish my rare nights in, and know that they are always better with good company.
- Traveling the world is a huge priority of mine. I worked really hard to get to where I am, so I never had the time or resources to do a lot of traveling. Now that I have both, I just need a travel partner.
- I just moved from DC to Ballston. Missing DC, but cutting your commute by 30 minutes each way is prettaaay prettaaaay sweet.
- Okay, now you guys are just f'ing with me.
So.... that's me in a really big nutshell. I don't have a type when it comes to physical appearances, but I inevitably fall for girls that like good music, are really passionate about something, are outgoing, and have a great sense of humor (Looking like Shoot me an email if that's you.
