I am seeking someone who can find humor in todays world......someone who can also be very introspective, I have found so many truths of myself this way. Humor- its a must, I am funny, no hilarious, I did standup one night not to long ago and was at home. I have found what I know to be my true passion and that is working with homeless and specifically homeless vetrans....we forgot them and they need dignity and oportunity. As a vet myself I feel for them. No it wont make me a rich man in the monetary sense, but I will have a wealth that cannot be bought.......passion- brng it!!!! Ilove to kiss and be kissed....to me thats hot...and first and always a gentelman, want you to feel safe and secure in my arms, solace in my voice, and lost in my eyes.....I open doors, put the seat down, throw a coat over a mud puddle, drink champagne from your high heeled shoe, run into a burniing buiilding ( really I did that once, not sure why as everyone was out already) I can cook, change a baby, sheer a sheep, fix a leaky faucet, litsten without starting at your chest, write a poem, cry when no one is looking, palm a basketball and make spaghetti from scratch and ......................................................try me i come with a 30 day money back guarantee, just send the unused Jeff back and we will refund your money just pay shipping and handlling,,,but wait there is more.... act now and you will get a free set of ginsu knives a $80 value....hurry while supplies last....
