I want someone who is a romantic, a lover, who is genuine, caring, honest, funny, sarcastic, open minded, funny, did I mention funny, and above all, selfless. Someone who hasn't given up on love because love hasn't given up on them. Someone who wears her heart on her sleeve only because there isn't enough room for all of it on the inside. Someone who I can have a blast on the town but never be bored on the couch with.
I'm the metaphorical needle in the haystack, one in a million. I am uniquely unique. At times, I'm a contradiction. I believe it is important to know the difference between their, they're and there but often over use commas. I most certainly come across as a bit sporadic and I'm okay with that. I'm told that I get distracted easily but I... hey look, a squirrel.
I'm well spoken, well informed, and... well... a bit dorky but you might not be able to tell that right away. I'm a professional hugger and a world class gentlemen. Most people are standing still while I am racing ahead. I'm fascinated with mullets. I'm in search of someone who can challenge me when I need challenged, comfort me when I need comforting, and laugh at my jokes when no one else does.
It's easy to find someone who has a lot of things in common with you or matches your values or even shares your goals. I've found it more difficult to find someone you can spend time with on a day to day basis without getting bored. I want that person. Someone I look forward to seeing every single day. Someone who continues to make me laugh and lights up my smile when she walks into a room. Who doesn't mind cheesy romance from time to time and who appreciates a guy who remembers and does the little things. I love to laugh and love being laughed with... or at... it doesn't matter much to me. Above all, someone who loves themselves because there is nothing more beautiful or sexy than a woman who understands that there is something beautiful about her no matter what it is.
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