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59 year old man
Los Angeles, California, United States

Seeking:
women 40-54
Within:
25 Miles of Los Angeles, California, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Probably not
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I think I'd rather go through puberty again than try to come up with this intro. I enjoy a challenge as much as the next guy, but to describe myself and the woman of my dreams in a jaunty, attractive way while still being honest seems, well, in a word, hard. But you've already put yourself through it, I assume, so in the interest of fair play I will do my best.

I'm a good listener, but I also like to talk. Public speaking doesn't scare me. I'm a good storyteller. Most people find me quite funny. I've written comedy professionally, and did standup in the 80s for a while.

Thanks to a young woman who was kind enough to show me what I was doing wrong when I was sixteen years old, and how to do it right, I'm a very good kisser. I don't say that to brag. It's just that good kissing is important to me. Of course, it takes two good kissers to really do it well.

I love the english language. P.G. Wodehouse is hilarious. I love music of all kinds, as long as it's excellent. As William S. said, "If music be the food of love, play on."

I love women in general. I especially love smart, funny, articulate women. I am looking for a True Companion; someone who is self-aware, but not self-involved. I especially value someone who will tell me what she's feeling.

I'd really love to find a partner who would also be a dive buddy. Scuba diving is one of the best things in the world to me. But it's not a deal breaker if you're not up for that.

I'm honest, open, and most of the time I'm aware of my feelings. I'd appreciate it if you were, too.

FYI, I am perfectly comfortable (and of course devastatingly sexy) in whatever clothing might be appropriate to whatever situation, whether it be jeans or tuxedos. I own a beautifully tailored high-end tux, and enjoy putting on the ritz when the occasion arises. But in general, I dress casually. I do wonder why so many women's profiles make mention of the fact that they are able to dress in different kinds of outfits.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Performing arts, Travel/Sightseeing
Sports & exercise:
Dancing, Walking / Hiking, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Leo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Scuba diving, movies, excellent music (Classical, rock, jazz, whatever). I love Terry Gilliam and the Cohen Brothers. Love animals. Love dogs and cats. I used to foster kittens for a Cat Rescue organization. Have been known to bottle feed them.

Favorite hot spots:

My favorite trip ever was to Yap and Palau, where I dove with sharks and manta rays. I went so far as to live in Cozumel for a while. My dream trip would be to Galapagos. The Arclight and the Vista are my favorite movie theaters.

Favorite things:

Authors: Will Cuppy and P.G. Wodehouse. Music: Bach, Stravinsky, Prokofiev, Beatles, Steely Dan, Kate Bush (!!!), Diana Krall, Billy Higgins, Shawn Colvin. The list goes on and on. Music is a very important part of my life.

Last read:

I'm reading a couple books at once right now. One is a novel called Deaf Sentence, by David Lodge.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'3" (190cms)
5'9" (175cms) to 6'2" (187cms)
Body type:
About average
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Green
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Never
Never, Social Drinker
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
Probably not
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

I'm Scottish and Swedish, which means I'm too cheap to commit suicide. I speak Swedish pretty well. I was raised on Air Force bases all over the country.

Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

Don't believe in a big guy in the sky who is concerned with all the details of my life, but I also recognize that not everything in the universe is known.

Languages:
English, Spanish, Swedish
English
Education:
Some college
No preference

Left high school in the middle of my senior year to go to a college that had an early admittance program. Attended college for a couple of years, majoring in Filmmaking and Music Theory.

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