Hi. So if your reading this I obviously received passing marks in the appearance department
I enjoy witty conversation, drinking coffee, reading, traveling, medieval jousting, as well as amateur midget tossing (I've been dabbling with the theory of going pro). I am reasonably educated and can carry on a fairly decent conversation. I am self sufficient; well, as long as my pimp gives me enough lunch money.
I am looking for a man who is confident, intelligent, and has some sort of wit. You must be able to carry on a conversation and you can't take life too seriously. You must be able to laugh at yourself and more importantly laugh at others when I make fun of them. Most of all, you can’t wear tighty whities and you must have job that you love. Men that work jobs that they hate usually wear tighty whities and as we all know, tight underwear is the number 1 cause of douche baggery in the US. No one likes a D-Bag. So please, be a fun, relaxed person who is comfortable in their own skin.
So you'll notice there is nothing here listed about who I am (other than my inferred sense of humor) and what I am looking for. Mainly this is because really, nobody pays attention to this block. Most will scan through, look at a few photos, absorb key points (does she smoke, does she have kids, does she want kids, how does she feel about family, how much money does she make, blah blah blah... ) I'm ok with this. This is the process of making decisions; either you're intrigued, or you're not. It's that easy. I will toss out a few random tid bits about myself to help you in your venture however:
I make happy sounds and bounce in my seat when I eat good food
I sleep like a drooling wookie (but I don't snore)
I like my job and do not wear tighty whities
I love to floss my teeth, no really, it just feels good
My dog is my best friend (I'm not sure if this is sad or not)
I am a social butterfly and a hermit simultaneously
I think science is sexy
I have both molars and bicuspids; yes, that makes me an omnivore
I know what an ellipsis is, and I still seldom use it correctly. . .
I don't run to be healthy, I run because it's the greatest way in the world to decompress from a long day
I like to ride in the shopping cart when grocery shopping
I'm secretly amused when guys say "That's what she said"
As for what I'm looking for, it's simple; someone I look forward to seeing, no matter how long I've been away (minutes or days .)
