I'll try to expound on the virtues of my awesomeness.
I'm sarcastic...quite sarcastic, I joke around a lot. I can be serious at times but those times aren't all that often. I'm not the best (aohell) at 1st impressions but, once you get to know me, you'll love me...or at the very least be intrigued. I'm constantly (Ian)laughing or making people laugh, I'm pretty good at it. I love to have fun and not take life too seriously, after all you only live (Likes)life once right? Well I guess if you believe in reincarnation then that's not true.
(2dj)If you'd ask me what's the one thing I want to do for the rest of my life, it would be to produce my own music and DJ and travel the world doing so which I'm currently working on. And that brings me to the next thing, I looooove music, electronic music...and I'm not talking about that LMFAO, David Guetta commercial dance cheese. I'm talking about the good stuff...pick up a copy of Mixmag or DJ Mag and you'll see what I'm talking about for the most part. The stuff I like has got character, emotion, and more soul than most pop music...combined. That's not the only music I'm into though, I also like 80's, some 90's alternative/altrock, and punk. Music is a verrrry big part of my life. I still get to a rave occasionally. I enjoy going to clubs where I can get my fill of dance music. Sometimes if I'm feeling frisky I'll try to breakdance. I'll usually break out the Molly Ringwald and goof off though when I'm dancing.
I enjoy going out to eat and checking out new restaurants. Sushi rocks. I'm down for learning and reading. I try to better myself and educate myself occasionally. Oh yeah, and I can cook, pretty decently actually. I'm animated at times and at others mellow. I'm blunt and too honest sometimes. I guess I'm a bit difficult but I call it being playful. It takes a little while for me to open up.
With all that said, I'm not the typical guy but you probably figured that out. Get to know me, you'll enjoy my sarcasm and be wooed by my boyish good looks and devilish charm. There have been tests done, it's been proven. Seriously.
Now what am I looking for? That's a good question. First off you have to be a female. Preferably attractive. Yes personality matters but looks are what I notice first. And you have to take care of yourself, if you're not somewhat in shape, I'm not interested. End of story. I exercise and try to keep healthy and I like a girl who takes some pride in her body and appearance. Sarcasm is good, so is being open-minded. Oh and intelligence, I do need stimulating conversation every now and then. If you're able to keep me interested you're awesome. I also like being challenged. Mentally challenged...you know, like retarded.....that there, that was a joke.
Basically just have a sense of humor, don't get offended too easily and be able to handle sarcasm...if you can dish it out too then thumbs up to you, be caring, open-minded, fun, spontaneous, intellectual, confident, honest, motivated....this list could go on. But please don't be jealous, controlling, or crazy...well maybe a little crazy is ok.
Ok that's enough for now. Get to stalking me...er wait, no I mean contacting me.
