TOP TEN REASONS TO GO ON A DATE WITH ME:
Number Ten: I don't live in my parents' basement.
Number Nine: I work at a place that doesn't serve french fries.
Number Eight: I come with a 30 day money back guarantee.
Number Seven: You get a free meal.
Number Six: Going on a date with me counts towards community service.
Number Five: Three out of four dentists prefer me to your last boyfriend.
Number Four: I don't have any artificial colors or flavors.
Number Three: Did I mention you get free food in the deal?
Number Two: My psychic recently gave me the winning lottery numbers.
And the number one reason to go on a date with me....
I'm a natural laxative.