I've lived in Los Angeles for five years. Before that I lived in Chicago. Before that I went to the University of Iowa. I still have dreams that I'm not graduating, for some reason. I do stand-up. I've done it for 10 years. That means sometimes I'm on the road. But I don't do relationship material on stage. And I also write stuff for Comedy Central. And I've done dumb acting stuff that I care the least about, but pays the most.
I don't like drama. I like fun. I like trying new things. I like making people laugh. I just want to meet someone who is smart and cool and nice. Bonus points if you're a total babe.