I've been staring at this screen for ten minutes trying to figure out what to say because I'm uncomfortable promoting myself. I appreciate modesty. But it's immodest to proclaim how modest I am! Oh, geez.
How about this instead: here's the worst stuff about me. Let's get this out in the open:
I think too much
Misshaped toenail on right big toe
Crazy forgetful
I don't know anything about sports - football, I don't even know the rules
Can't dance - though I'd like to learn. But seriously, lost cause
Too tall to fit in the backseat of cars - I'll always dig my knees into your seat when you're in front of me
Too many cats. Chances of me somehow becoming a crazy cat lady despite being a man - 68%
Once ate 50 Fruit Roll-Ups in one sitting. Probably still in there, might die any moment
Crazy forgetful
Nearsighted
Knuckle-cracker
Organizer
Messer-upper
Re-organizer
Organ donor in title only, haven't actually donated any
Billy Corgan-offender (I didn't realize it was him! He'd grown a beard!)
Crazy forgetful
Have a piece of food in my teeth you can't stop looking at
As for you...
Cool
Creative
Artsy-fartsy
Like films. Even subtitled ones. And documentaries. And widescreen over fullscreen. But don't be a snob about it.
Love animals. Let them climb all over the furniture and make a mess of things.
Politically liberal
Faith: Catholic preferably, any Christian denomination acceptably, tolerant certainly
Goofy
Able to operate heavy machinery
Value comitment
The spelling error in that last one should really bother you
Like video games
Watch cartoons
Prefer walking to driving
Prefer thrift stores to Bloomingdale's
Optimistic
Healthy
Know your s*** but don't advertise it
Love that you love what you love
Find normal weird and weird normal
