**Quick Disclaimer** I am not 32, I'm 36. But you're right, I don't look 36. Some of my friends would even say I don't act 36....and then I'd probably kick them in the shin. Like many people on this site, I lowered my age to get out of the search range of a specific demographic (cough* old guys cough*cough*.) I'm not an ageist but I know what I'm attracted to and if you don't look like you're 40 or younger, it's not going to work. Honesty is the best policy, right? Now that we got that out of the way....
I moved to South Bay from Seattle in October and I'm hoping to find a considerate, affectionate, attentive, attractive, intelligent bloke to spend time with. Serial dating is not for me. I am on this site so that I can eventually get off of it. If you like to run or workout and we can do that together, bonus points! I'm looking for someone who enjoys an active lifestyle during the day and a mostly stay-at-home lifestyle in the evenings. I would prefer BBQing with close friends or making dinner with a nice glass of wine as opposed to clubbing it up on weekends. But I can shake it and like to shake it. I am not looking for pen pals, men in the middle of a divorce, drunks, drug addicts. Unhealthy, out of shape men or those with out any pictures up need not apply.
On a lighter note, this has got to be the best line I've come across on Match:
"If you put a gun to my head, I'd rather lay around in bed on a Sunday with my girl than get up and watch football. But I'd also be mad that you put a gun to my head - I have a strict "no guns in bed" policy. Handcuffs, on the other hand..."
More bonus points for humor.
I have been told that I'm compassionate, generous, sarcastic, environmentally conscious, athletic, pretty, smart and a great (thoughtful) gift giver. I love to be healthy, active, and outdoors. Seems everyone in South Bay lives a "healthy, active lifestyle" so I figure if I didn't say it, one may think I sit around eating cheeseburgers all day. Actually, I think the last time I ate a burger was probably about 6 years ago. I honestly can't remember (no, I don't eat meat. yes, I do eat fish. so I'm still a viable "foodie" date.) But man do I have a sweet tooth!
I have the best dog! I know EVERYONE says this, but it really is true! He's very much like me....or I'm very much like him, with the exception of the athletic part. More bonus points if you love dogs. Gold star if you love mine!
You must be able to laugh with me, at me and at yourself. With that said, if you want me to lie and tell people we met at Starbucks, the grocery store, Vegas etc. chances are I'm going to tell them we met on Match just to embarrass you. :) jk.
Dislike: condescension, dad jeans, being cold, being ignored, Match profiles without pictures or are self-proclaimed smart and/or funny (if you're smart and/or funny then show me, don't tell me,) inappropriate use of the words to, too, two, there, their and they're (this is 4th grade stuff folks,) Ben Stiller humor, vacuuming, plastic water bottles, animal abuse and reallly looong profiles.
I also have a friend named Thu (pronounced 2) but that's neither here nor there.
Fun Fact: I have a very small head. Like pea sized head! My hat size is 6 3/4.
