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27 year old woman
Oakland, California, United States

Seeking:
men 25-34
Within:
30 Miles of Oakland, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Curvy
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
Faith:
Agnostic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

Artistically-inclined, dark-humored, big-hearted, tattooed lady with a penchant for rescuing stray instruments and mercilessly quoting Mel Brooks. Inexplicable combination of homebody and adventurer. Equally comfortable gussied up in a dress and lipstick as I am getting dirt under my nails in beat up boots. When asked, friends reported that I am low maintenance, sweet, genuine and kind...although I may or may not have bribed them with delicious cookies. Had enough rude awakenings that life is short, so I am doing my best to wake up.

Seeking: true love with affectionate, big-hearted, dog-loving co-advenurer.

Bonus points for: a big broad build, a love of plaid, vintage vehicles, adventures with dogs, movies with Tom Waits cameos, rock and roll, and the oxford comma. Polyamorists, habitual smokers, over-enthused burners, and white people with dreadlocks need not apply.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Auto racing / Motorcross, Bowling, Martial arts, Walking / Hiking, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

I have a Boston Terrier named Freddy. He's hilarious and weird, and he'll probably insist on making out with you if you meet him.

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
I don't believe in astrology
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Hikes and hijinks with my pup, target shooting, playing pinball, catching a burlesque show, watching movies, making art, exploring a flea market, cookin' tasty treats for those I adore, fantasizing about riding my motorbike Adelaide to Graceland.

Favorite hot spots:

Budapest, Bocanova, Lucky Juju Pinball Arcade, Tomales Bay, Baker Beach, Stow Lake, the top of the hill at Mountainview Cemetery, The Uptown, anyplace with a truly dark night sky.

Favorite things:

Any Mel Brooks, Coen Bros or Tarantino, Harold Maude, Blues Brothers, City of Lost Children, MST3K. Lately loving Chuck Ragan, Tom Waits Sam Cooke. Dig bluegrass, blues, old soul, alt-country, rockabilly. Shamelessly quote Archer and Arrested D.

Last read:

Currently reading "The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid" by Bill Bryson, which is hilarious. Favorites include: Everything is Illuminated, Hitchhikers Guide, Sandman Slim, Kavalier and Clay, the Night Circus, Stiff, Catch-22, David Sedaris.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'4" (162cms)
5'9" (175cms) to 7'0" (213cms)
Body type:
Curvy
About average, Athletic and toned, Heavyset, A few extra pounds, Stocky
Eyes:
Brown
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Auburn / Red
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Dark blonde, Bald
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Never, Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference

I work in property management. Keeps me on my toes and my potty mouth in check, plus I bring my dog to work!

Income:
I'll tell you later
$35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Divorced
Have kids:
No
Yes, and they sometimes live at home, No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
Someday
Definitely, Someday, Not sure
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, Pacific Islander, White / Caucasian, Other

Eastern European mutt

Faith:
Agnostic
Agnostic, Atheist, Buddhist / Taoist, Jewish, Spiritual but not religious, Other

I'm culturally Jewish, spiritually agnostic...and believe firmly in the healing power of dog.

Languages:
English, French
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

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