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47 year old man
Las Vegas, Nevada, United States

Seeking:
women 29-45
Within:
50 Miles of Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
Probably not
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Christian / Catholic
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Never

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

I am lazy. Don’t have a job. Live on the streets. Hate to cuddle and talk about anything but the weather. I am not capable of having a relationship that lasts longer than a month or two. I hate to laugh and can’t stand a jokester. I date as many women as possible and try to get what I can. I hardly pay attention in a conversation and jump to conclusions. I can’t think for myself and hate music. I am allergic to animals and can’t stand kids. I hate the outdoors and would rather crawl than walk and never run.

I am looking for someone to cook and clean. To take care of my kids while I lay on the couch and watch football or whatever sport is on, including the WNBA. I need someone to pay my bills and drive me where I need to go. Or just run my errands for me. I need someone to keep her mouth shut and speak when spoken to…and then answer with a, “Yes Sir.” I believe that a women’s place is out of view of the TV. I need someone to not touch my remote control and to retrieve my golf ball when I hit a wayward shot. I need someone to feed my dog and carry his fat butt up the stairs when he is tired. I’m looking for someone uneducated who believes everything I say is true. I need a “yes girl.”

If you do not laugh at this, then you are not the one for me. If you are offended by anything I said and can’t take a joke, then move on. If you are not amused, then find another man. You will find out who I am when you meet me…or I could just lie and make up a bunch of corny stuff like all those other chumps out there.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Football, Golf, Inline skating, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
I have Dogs
Pet Essay:

My dog's name is Snoop. He is a bad beagle. He gets into all kinds of stuff because of his nose for trouble. He does not like short, dark haired guys. He loves stuffed animals and socks. He is too fat and needs more long walks.

Political views:
Middle of the Road
Sign:
Aries
College:
University of Nevada, Reno, Reno, NV
For fun:

Hiking, Biking, Working Out, Coaching, playing guitar, going to the lake.

Favorite hot spots:

Red Rock Canyon, Mt. Charleston, Lake Mead, Parks, Pools

Favorite things:

I like all types of music. I like all kinds of movies. I like all kinds of people. And I love sports.

Last read:

I am reading several books. One called Unbroken and I love John Grisham books. Of course I read ESPN and Sports Illustrated and Golf Mags. And do crosswords...

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
5'6" (167cms) to 6'11" (210cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Athletic and toned
Eyes:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Hair:
Dark brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Never
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Education / Teacher / Professor
No preference

I work at a high school teaching English. I do more preaching than teaching. My students are expelled from regular school for drugs and weapons. I try to encourage them at a critical juncture in their lives. Sometimes...I'm successful.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
No answer
Want kids:
Probably not
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

Italian American

Faith:
Christian / Catholic
No preference
Languages:
English, Italian
English
Education:
Graduate degree
No preference

BA in Journalism from the U of Nevada. I have a minor in Italian Studies from the Universita Del Sacro Cuore in Milan, Italy where I spent 6 months studying language, Art, Architecture, Opera... And a Masters in Ed with a minor in English from UNLV.

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