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34 year old man
Las Vegas, Nevada, United States

Seeking:
women 24-33
Within:
250 Miles of Las Vegas, Nevada, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
Faith:
I'll tell you later
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Trying to describe myself monosyllabically in a box is more difficult than keeping Lindsay Lohan away from a line of coke, i.e. impossible but here is my best unadulterated shot. I am sarcastic, funny, witty, opinionated, independent, laid back, loyal, spontaneous, mysterious (so I have been told), a hopeless romantic, and at times too much of a genius to understand the words coming out of my mouth but in a nutshell I am probably in the 1% of guys in Vegas since I don't bedazzle myself with Ed Hardy, fake tans and worship the club DJ's like they are descendants of Ra...

I have an aversion to white nebulous condiments so that means you mayo, sour cream, and ranch. Even more terrifying are Garden Gnomes. I keep thinking that maybe they are a clandestine society that comes alive at night to fight the trolls that try to steal your breath when your sleeping. If that's the case then I am sorry to all the Gnomes that I tragically took their lives by smashing them with a rock. My travel bucket list includes in no particular order Socotra, Lake Plitvice, Cappadocia Turkey, Santorini, Maldives, and while we are it Antarctica...

I have been known when drinking to draw to treasure maps and slide them under my former roommates doors. I am a Game of Thrones nerd and if I had a wish besides World Peace it would be to have some pet dragons. I'd also like to own a pet Dire Wolf but lets not get too greedy here. I think Beirut is the best band no one has ever heard. My hair is like the weather, it changes from day to day. I once was beaten by a computer at a game of chess but it was no match in a game of kickboxing. Ever give a midget a massage? I have. $23. I can be bought. If the price is right...

Namaste.

Interests:
Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing cards, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Video games, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Auto racing / Motorcross, Basketball, Bowling, Football, Soccer, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines, Hockey
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Exotic Pets
Pet Essay:

I have a couple of chinchillas and they are always a blast when they are behaving themselves...

Political views:
Some other viewpoint
Sign:
Capricorn
College:
The University of Tennessee, Knoxville, TN
For fun:

Photography, Traveling, Screen Writing, Finding New Music, Movies, Sports, Cooking, Poker, Buying random things from TJ Maxx, Expanding my mind....

Favorite things:

Insert Coins, Red Rocks, Artisan, The Commonwealth, Mt. Charleston, Spain Soccer, Road Trips, Local Bars, Live Music, Football, Good TV (The Wire, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Justified to name few) Sushi, Travel Channel, Hwy 1

Last read:

An email from Abiji Akamondu wanting me to send $2000 dollars to get him out of a Mauritania jail so we can reap the riches of a secret diamond mine located in a remote area of Burkina Faso...soooooo tempting

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'1" (185cms)
3'0" (91cms) to 8'0" (243cms)
Body type:
Slender
No preference
Eyes:
Hazel
No preference
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
No preference
Occupation:
Other profession
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No answer
Want kids:
I'll tell you later
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
No preference

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