I could start this out by saying that I am on here looking for someone to laugh with, take long walks on the beach with, someone who values family and friends. But instead I will be honest here. I need a squirrel catcher. There was recently a squirrel IN MY HOUSE, under my couch. The nerve. My dog didn't even alert me that a squirrel had breached the premises and the non-emergency police number was no help because apparently a squirrel in the home is not an emergency to Animal Control. So, while laughing, adventure, traveling, someone that shares my values is great and all, top of my list is "must be able to extract squirrels from homes". Google tells me squirrels are territorial and so it will be back and I will need you.
Ok, you are still reading, so far so good. I realize I must bring something to the table in order to catch a prized squirrel catcher such as yourself. I adore laughing so it will be easy for me to laugh at your jokes. I'm originally from a small town and everybody knows small town girls know how to have fun anywhere. I love taking off in the car and going exploring so there is no pressure on you to always know where you are going. You can hone your cooking skills because I love to eat. I am independent, but not a feminist so I have no problem being your cheerleader. My New Year's resolution for 2013 was to say yes more, so you are in luck. I am not into sweating the small stuff and won't nag you. I like sports, so if your buddies bail on you, you will always have someone to go watch the game with.
Few random facts that may help seal the deal: my dog is from the pound, I love Gone with the Wind, big KU Jayhawk fan, and I love Little Anita's breakfast burritos.