What I like: red wine, dressing in costume, pranks, concerts, the time stretching between Halloween and New Years, Coffee, seafood, old pinups, telling stories, Irish whiskey, bonfires, homemade salsa, the Redskins and San Francisco Giants, good teeth, random road trips, Seinfeld, gnomes and pirates, rob and big, downloading excessive amounts of music, and people who are willing to trying new things and adventures, yet value tradition
What I don't like: bad teeth, bad smells, being hot while sleeping, bad eating manners, cheapness, the Oakland raiders, the Twilight series, ignorance, vanilla anything, hoop earrings, extreme liberals, slow drivers, chapped lips, and people who talk to hear themselves speak