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53 year old man
Middleburg Heights, Ohio, United States

Seeking:
women 42-56
Within:
50 Miles of Cleveland, Ohio, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
Want kids:
Probably not
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

First , Match can be over whelming and really crazy, And when you look at all the pictures are you thinking, No , No , NOOO, Maybe, HELL No, As far as crazys, There are alot of you out there, I may want to wear a cool cape to work and a foil hat and visit crazy town with you some day, but I am not the mayor! I was caught quite unaware of my attractiveness to them. I got that going for me.

And whats with all the cell phone pictures in bathroom mirrors, or on motorcycles, cars, flowers, mountains , dogs , cats , Its hillarious. You cant make this stuff up

Anyway my career or business is very important to me and I love what I do. With that being said, I don't have a lot of time going to bars, etc. to meet people and I will not date women that work for me or are from my customers. So I want to try this web site and see how it goes.

First and foremost I am a great loving father of two great kids. Bryan is 21 and is going to Ohio State and Amy is 19 nd is a going to Ohio University
Your time is the greatest gift you can give to everyone you love. This is what my kids crave, Well until my Amy gets a passed being a teenager right now.
Like any loving parent they mean the world to me.

I am a passionate driven person that believes success means nothing unless you have someone to share it with.
I have worked very hard starting a very successful service/Engineering business. I love what I do and there is nobody better at it.
There really isnt.
I am self made, confident and a risk taker
and I do have a shy side to me


I drink, but mostly on social level or some vino with a good meal.
I am a goof, I am the uncle that steals your kids nose and the father that lets his kids follow him around in a store like little ducklings in circles when they are not paying attention


I am looking for someone random, funny, sarcastic and intelligent. Confident women know this is a weeder and I am NOT looking for perfection. I am far from perfect


I LOOK LIKE MY PICTURES, or so I am told - it's a big shocker from what I understand! Oh, and I look great in dapper in disco too! If you are lucky, I will show you me in my Gorilla suit Halloween outfit.

I?m a both realist and a cynic at times, yet I love my life even though it has its ups and downs.

I am a sucker for weddings and infants that laugh. I do love kids

I am a prankster and look forward to anyone that thinks they can one up me. Please try. I am a pro

I am a Huge Browns Fan

I tend to gravitate toward goal oriented, witty women. I love smart! A little sass, wit and strength in a woman is always fun too; it keeps me on my toes (Yes, I have all 10 toes, fingers too, and have all of my straight teeth).

I am also a kid at heart with a lot to give to the right woman. I always somehow have my sheepish little smile on.

I am a Jeep wrangler lover (jeep wave) ,
I really want someone that can switch from being a adult to a kid WITH me and then back again, I hate being the kid by myself in a relationship.

Oh, and I have no pictures of me next to my car half naked OR with my cell phone in hand half naked in the mirror. BONUS!

I would like someone that brushes their teeth and wiggles there arse at the same time, I think u get the picture.

I also can stay out 1/2 hour after street lights come on school nights and I do play well with others

Interests:
Alumni connections, Camping, Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Hobbies and crafts, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Playing sports, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Cycling, Football, Running, Skiing, Swimming
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

ruh ruh

Political views:
Conservative
Sign:
Leo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I am the guy that will go bowling or karaoke or dress up for a night on the town. Ice skating, road tripping to other citites, family fun, watching Browns, Cavs game, Put-In-Bay, ordering take out, parties, racing sail boats on lake Erie, 50 amp fuse

Favorite hot spots:

Red Stone, Bistro 185, Brew Kettle (all microbrews with food), many a dive bar, Sakura, Momocho, just to name a few. love county fairs (mmmm funnel cakes), winery events, bonfires. Being a business owner lets me travel

Favorite things:

A nice warm sunny friday at 5 pm, any day the IRS doesnt contact you

Last read:

Newspaper, The dumb joke on a Bananaa laughy Taffy wrapper . A vanity license plate of my nephew that read. DA MAN

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
6'0" (182cms)
4'10" (147cms) to 6'0" (182cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Blue
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Self-Employed / Entrepreneur
No preference

I own a sucessful engineering/service company. I love my work. I have started up Intrumentation/control systems on everything from Steel plants, Power plants, Glass plants to Chemical plants. Its truly facinating

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (2)
No answer
Want kids:
Probably not
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference

White Boy-German polish

Faith:
Christian / Other
No preference

Lutheran- I would attend church if I had someone to go with. However, I also feel that it's not necessary to have to attend church in order to thank God for everthing He's helped me to achieve thus far in my life.

Languages:
English, Urdu
English
Education:
I'll tell you later
No preference

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