I'm not like any man you've ever met before. Unless you've already met me . . . please don’t make me file a restraining order – STALKER! ;)
Yeah, I could bore you with my delusions of grandeur and how wonderful I am, but let’s get real here, I’m sure you’ve already read about this 1,000 times in all of the other profiles of guys who misrepresent themselves - especially in Florida, but actions speak louder than words, so why waste my time?
A lot of people have told me that I have, umm, you know a “gift” once people learned that I can count to 10, or 20 with my shoes off, and even 23 in the shower - don’t ask. ;)
Meanwhile back at the ranch, I try to surround myself with talented, well-adjusted people that aspire to make a difference in this world, and no, I don’t mean asking if I want fries with that shake at McDonalds. I’m a pretty laid back person, with a cosmopolitan view of the world, and a risk-taker who is always up for some type of crazy adventure. I love playing guitar, traveling to foreign countries, working out, and spending time with my amazing family - which includes mom, dad, 2 sisters, 3 nieces and 2 nephews.
I own my own business and that keeps me very busy. I have an amazing life and friends. I have no desire to date every single woman I meet anymore and it is very easy to meet people in Florida, but I’m extremely picky, and if I don’t meet anybody here I’m fine with that . . . BUT, if you are truly a really, really special person, I’d love to have you along for the ride and make our already happy lives that much better.
There has to be something really special about you. You are well educated, comfortable in your own skin, and love to broaden your horizons in the world around you. You have a wicked sense of humor and are not easily offended. You believe that the best thing about sarcasm is giving it right back to me. You can spell (without using a spell checker), do simple math (without using your fingers) and are generally happy (without the use of Prozac). You love to travel and see the world, kiss like it’s the last kiss you will ever have, hug in a way that makes a man never want to let you go, and be such a Rockstar in the bedroom that the Russian judges would give you a 10 if there were an Olympic sport for that. If you are well educated, comfortable in your own skin, and think you can bring your ‘A’ game and actually keep up with me!
And most importantly please DO NOT be a blood relative - the rest we can figure out!