Dear Lady, Miss, Ma'm, Future Wife, Acquaintance or Other,
I got nothin for this one. Don't even know where I'm supposed to go with the question. If I did describe me, I'm pretty sure I'd have nothing but good stuff to say about me though - but I don't know - I'm probably just biased. Apperantly, the most random and open ended question (and very easy for a guy or gal to B.S. if so inclined) on this survey requires at least 200 words.
Not for nothin' but I can be a bit (lot) of a smart ass, but a good natured and well-intended smart ass, so if you're not into smart or nice asses then you might wanna keep on truckin'.
I actually would like to meet a really cool gal somewhere in the world and this is as good of a place as anywhere.
While I'm not breaking down the door to get into a relationship again - I do want one at my core and spark as friends who share a HUGE chemical attraction (not code for friends with benefits) grow a relationshpi into something where we can actually really like (as people) and nurture and honor each other, and celebrate and grow from our likeness and differences. Wishy-washy but true... I'd better not think too much about that last line otherwise I"m gonna throw up in my mouth that I'm being this open in a public space like this. Jesus.. Ok, just write...
I have to say the one thing I've come to learn is that people (and by people I mean "some" gals - we guys do it too) do the thing where we become who we think we need to be to get/keep a persons attention - especially at first - then this nutty phenomena goes away pretty damn quick and then here we all are. Fine, we all do it a lil' bit but it sucks to have to keep repeating the same thing over and over and over and over and over - and I'll do it again because I'm a nutty hopeless romantic. So if candor, and at times clumsy-with-words-for-the-sake-of-trying-to -find-the-point dialogue ain't your thing; you should please click away now, I'm hideous!
Not looking for perfection here - imperfections are lovely... I love quirks and idiosyncrasies as much as a gal that knows exactly what she wants and who she is but is also a work in progress and loves to learn and grow. I love to teach and be taught. I don't want the male version of me but I'm thinking it's important to at least have the same core values in life, love, companionship, tolerance, and the same general mindset - everything else is good times. I talk a lot but love to listen too. If we can sit in comfortable silence...perfection.
Would love if you're real - and not in the hip-hop, platitudinal "keep it real" kind of way - but gotta understand your-self and more importantly know who you are at least in this moment in your life where ever you may happen to be... Im working on that myself. Please be discrimanting but not impossible, self possessed, the least bit humble but aren't afraid what-so-ever to be the full raging you all the while being a tad bit considerate and objective, being fair these days is way underated, and it's a turn on when a girl can hold her own but not be afraid to ask for help too - grace. Can you be patient, adventurous and compassionate? And you don't have to love art to live artfully but it'd be nice if you lived with some passion and sincerity; a lady with a sense of humor about life and herelf and doesn't take much for granted. And if by chance, you've had a bad experience in life - childhood, old relationship, bad fish or - what-have-you, (we all have) please have gotten that stuff squared away to where it's not gonna sabotage stuff, ya know?
Lots of stuff going on here and yeah... It's a novel as far as bio's go - I get it - but I think that's the point of how this cyborg-dating thing works. Next time I revise this thing I'll just drop a "go chargers" (even though I hate them - what the hell is a "Charger"?) and be done.
...in a nutshell.
I should probably write some charming and clever now but I'm getting sleepy.