I really don't like describing myself. But here goes: "I hate kids and animals. I am grumpy most of the time. Maybe my friends can help describe me. I asked them what adjectives they would use and they said "arrogant, shallow and selfish". I am pretty sure they were kidding. I do think "fun" is for non-achieving losers. And another thing...I don't understand these girls always wanting the "sense of humor"! Whats up with that?! I have alot of trouble with commitment but I think I almost have this "bi-polar" thing licked. Is there anyone out there who can help me get over the hump?? Mostly I like to lie around my small, unfurnished apartment and drink beer and think about what might have been.
Oh, OK, the "real" version. People tell me I am funny. I have a deep voice and alot of energy and presence. My friends kid me sometimes and say that I am like a "cartoon" because I am so animated. I am naturally athletic and love to play just about anything. I like motorcycles. I have had six. I like to do man things. But I also appreciate the deeper, finer things in life. I am not particularly into astrology but know people who are and they say I am the perfect Aries so look it up. I am also very into my inner circle - family and friends.*****I don't have any trouble meeting people and I used to think online dating was stupid. But after failing to meet the woman that was just right for me, at the right time, in the traditional manner, I decided to embrace it. So let's see what happens. My perfect girl is very attractive to me. I am into real: nice features, skin, hair and teeth. Not big on lots of makeup. I would like a girl who can discuss politics, world events and likes to read. But also one who is not afraid to get muddy and go on an adventure. I like to cuddle when I am attracted to someone so I like a cuddler. Intelligence is a given as well as a sense of humor. I am old-school in some ways. I tend to like laid-back girls that are moral and into family and home. Some women are givers and some women are takers. I need a giver. When I am with a giver, it makes me want to make her happy any way I can and protect her. When I'm with a taker, I just want to leave.***** "Sweet" is under-rated these days. In this age of "Sex and the City" and everything else, girls are all about trying to be cool. Cool is fine to a point but you know what? Guys worth knowing don't want cool. They want sweet.