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47 year old man
Chicago, Illinois, United States

Seeking:
men 30-65
Within:
3000 Miles of Chicago, Illinois, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
No
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
About average
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
Faith:
Atheist
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Ok...Here I am: On Match.com in all its glory. Wishing; hoping; searching. Wondering: "Should I be on here looking for a potential mate or spend my time at Whole Foods in the produce department waiting for my Prince Charming to, at last, reveal himself?"

I can imagine my hunk-to-be in the Whole Foods fresh fruit section (where else, really?) looking like he just stepped out of the "Spartacus Loincloth Undergear Edition" of this month's "TORSO" as he grasps firmly the biggest, ripest organic banana on the cart while gazing longingly at me with a lusty twinkle in his eye! Yeah, right, I'd probably be hauled off by their security people for loitering indefinitely --- waiting forever for my banana-loving gladiator to show up to no avail. Things like this don't happen in the real world. Only in porn. Or a Ricky Martin video.

So, instead of Whole Foods, a Madonna concert, the cosmetic department at Nordstrom or the recruiting station for the U.S. Marines, I have decided to make Match my "go-to" place to meet a potential partner. I still have hope for gay civilization beyond "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills."

Now, all the basic credentials (I'm also drug/disease free) are noted along with some photos I took just recently. Yes, I know I am no Brad Pitt (or even his vampire wife Angelina Jolie for that matter), but I think I'm a decent looking guy who can stave off Botox for a few more years. AARP isn't frantically rushing a senior citizen discount card to my mailbox via Air Force gunner. At least not yet. And I'm not so delicate that I always have to sit on a doily.

It's difficult to express personality in written word; some things need to be experienced in person. Still, I have to admit I have always been rather Victorian as to how I view myself and relationships. I'm a die-hard romantic who understands that a gentle caress or a simple expression of love really means a great deal. Out of the madness of everyday life, having my partner know he is being thought of respectfully is so important to me, and, of course, reciprocation would be appreciated wholeheartedly. It's one thing to say "I love you." It's another to demonstrate it. Then again, demonstration can be a bit of a challenge. I mean, what if my partner wants a pet duck?

I'm barring Narcissus from entering, but I do consider myself affable; fun-loving; nurturing and deeply affectionate. I also possess a rather goofy sense of humor. Who would have thought? Laughter really is the best medicine, and I'll do my best to keep my man rolling in the aisles.

I realized some time ago that my potential Amazing Adonis might not reside here in Chicago --- that he lives elsewhere in this vast country of ours. And that's ok. Love can be found anywhere, and I don't want to cut myself off based purely on geography. If two people are meant to be together, they will find a way. Gosh, that sounded profound, didn't it? How Oprah of me.

So, this invitation is being sent to anyone anywhere who desires a loving, heartfelt relationship which will endure. And I can't wait to hear all about your loincloth!!!

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Business networking, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Performing arts, Shopping/Antiques, Travel/Sightseeing, Volunteering, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Dancing
Exercise habits:
I exercise 1-2 times per week
Pets:
Pet Essay:

Love dogs. Do not have any presently.

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Leo
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

Finding adventure in exciting new restaurants; taking in the latest art film at Music Box or hotest entry in the theatre scene; reading anything on Roman history; art galleries and MCA; cultural events and museums; Michigan Avenue.

Favorite hot spots:

I really enjoy going to Las Vegas once a year if I can get away. The utter gayness of it is something to behold.

Favorite things:

Sky blue, white and silver; art and cuture; Italian, Spanish and Greek cuisine, spicy curries and sushi; a dirty Belvedere martini; hot bread; warm weather; cuddling and kissing; Lisa Vanderpump's design sense; the 80's; fountains and waterfalls.

Last read:

"The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'11" (180cms)
5'5" (165cms) to 7'11" (241cms)
Body type:
About average
About average, Athletic and toned, A few extra pounds, Stocky
Eyes:
Brown
Black, Blue, Brown, Grey, Green, Hazel
Hair:
Salt and pepper
Auburn / Red, Black, Light brown, Dark brown, Blonde, Salt and pepper, Silver, Dark blonde, Grey, Platinum, Bald
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker, Moderately
Occupation:
Executive / Management
Administrative / Secretarial, Artistic / Creative / Performance, Executive / Management, Financial / Accounting / Real Estate, Labor / Construction, Legal, Medical / Dental / Veterinary / Fitness, Political / Govt / Civil Service / Military, Retired, Sales / Marketing, Self-Employed / Entrepreneur, Education / Teacher / Professor, Technical / Science / Computers / Engineering, Travel / Hospitality / Transportation, Other profession, Law enforcement / Security / Military, Architecture / Interior design

I'm a department manager for a local bank. Jefferson Park resident.

Income:
I'll tell you later
$35,001 to $50,000, $50,001 to $75,000, $75,001 to $100,000, $100,001 to $150,000, $150,001+
Relationship:
Never Married
Never Married, Widow / Widower, Currently Separated, Divorced
Have kids:
No
No, Yes, and they live away from home
Want kids:
No
No, but it's OK if my partner has kids
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Asian, Black / African descent, East Indian, Latino / Hispanic, Middle Eastern, Native American, White / Caucasian

Austrian heritage. Grandparents came from Vienna.

Faith:
Atheist
Agnostic, Atheist

I treat people with dignity, kindness and respect. Period. In my opinion, religion has done more to insight bigotry, disdain and hatred than anything else.

Languages:
English
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
High school, Some college, Associates degree, Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

Being out in the world is the best teacher.

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