I'm no fun, have no idea how to have interesting conversations and lie constantly.
I also know very little about the art of sarcasm.
There was a day in college a few years back now (Midwest boy) when me and all my buddies were just messing around on Facebook and I realized that while we were busy talking silliness to silly girls, the guys at FB were building an incredible business.
I decided right then I had to get myself into an enterprise like that.
So I basically locked myself in my room, turned on my Mac and a bunch of all-nighters later, I had built two different businesses, both of which are entirely online now and are so awesome, I'm forced by the Internet gods to pinch myself daily.
I'm building number 3 right now.
P.S. I've been undefeated at tag for almost a decade. Don't even try me.
I'm also secretly a sometimes dork who likes to brag about only the important things. Like tag.
What I'm looking for:
- There's more to you than meets the eye
- You like to laugh and don't take yourself too seriously
- You know how to flirt
- You're genuinely interested in the people around you
Also, please don't be predictable.
I've dated girls who are supposed to be "dumb", but weren't, and yoga teachers that could barely spell ZEN . . . either way, I shouldn't know everything about you at first glance.
Except that you're awesome.
That should just be obvious :-)