I'm sorry if I don't seem real eager to enter into this forced, awkward, and intimate thing some people like to call dating. I mean I'm sitting there and I'm thinking do I have food on my face? Am I talking too much? Not enough? Does she seem interested? Am I interested? Now she doesn't seem that interested so I'm interested. Do we hug? Or do we do that ass-out hug, you know we're hugging but not really touching. Do we kiss or do we not kiss. Maybe a little kiss on the cheek. Or just go right in and just kiss her on the lips? Is she scrutinizing my punctuation? That's great, but the whole time I'm wondering if we're going to get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions....
