Once you get past the self-deprecating humor, you will soon learn that I'm a raging egomaniac. Nah, that's not true, either. How do you just say that you're a nice, successful guy looking to share his life with his future soul mate? I guess that would do it. I'm the proud dad of twin six-year-old boys. Friendship is not at all out of the question. It's welcomed. My business isn't glamorous -- I work for a fortune 200 company that allows me to keep a flexible schedule -- but it is enjoyable. I'm not married to my work, i love classic gangster movies, and the occasional camping excursion (nothing like a little time alone to recharge your batteries).
Enough about me as far as what i'm looking for I want to smile when I think of you. I walk down College Avenue and I want to buy you a $400 purse that you pointed out but would never get for yourself. You like my kids. You put up with my mom. (She means well; really, she does!) You fawn over me, cook me dinner, massage me before bed and have a highly developed sense of sarcasm. I think it's cute when you snort as you laugh. You make fun of me when I can't leave the house without forgetting my cell phone. Also if you have pictures making duck lips, Move ON, i am looking for a woman not a pet, Also must have's Confidence, Security with yourself, Trustworthy, A Sense of Humor, And if your profile mentions No-drama typically you are the cause of the drama. So if there is still such thing as a beautiful woman that you can take home to mom "eventually" get a hold of me. Also I am a parent and my kids are off limits until i get to know you, I'm not looking for a mother for them, they have a mom.