Hello, and welcome to our show! And now here's our host: Unable to leap tall buildings without an airplane ticket. Slower than a speeding bullet - but in a good way if you know what I mean ;-) Have actually saved damsels in distress. Bought a camouflage shirt, put it in the closet, now I can't find it. Ferris Bueller is one of my heroes.* Still, I've been told I am a great guy and great catch. I'd like to "catch" someone special myself. You could say I'm too "picky", I prefer to say "selective" - I just know who appeals to me (don't we all?)...either way, I hope she will know I'm the one when she meets me, too. To answer questions in advance (women ask lots of them, it's like an interview!), some info about me: I am absolutely unique, just like everybody else :-) 6'/185#; athletic; athlete's build and in shape; full head of blond hair; very blue eyes; former model; divorced long ago, incinerated the baggage; lakeside home (red sunset and the lake from my patio, in my photos.); recovered workaholic; smart/interesting; very humorous (well, at least I think I am), fun; charming; thoughtful; romantic; sensual and very sexual but monogamous; considerate; loyal/devoted; sensitive/sentimental - I have a huge heart, but I'm still a real jock-type and all Guy; like contemp top 40 and adult alternative rock/jazz/Bochelli; well read/well educated; stimulating mind; finished writing a long novel (no, this isn't it!); movie buff; have seen much of the world; swim (former champ)/scuba/snow-ski/tennis/golf/sports cars; played baseball/football; beachlover. Don't like to shop unless we're together somewhere like Vicky's Secret, which is shopping with good purpose, lol. Unpretentious. "Possessions" aren't what impresses me...Life is not about "things" or money to me, "Stuff" is just stuff. Not trying to find my youth, I have it. Respect women. A genuine Gentleman (yes, there is at least one) so if you constantly go for BadBoys who treat you like dirt, then I'm not your guy. Strong morals. I believe there is right and wrong, and it is always obvious which is which. Never forget "Her" birthday. I like dancing and clubbing, but more appreciate one-on-one time: romance, a warm embrace, bubblebaths, candle light and soft music, whispering while we look at the stars...and yes I believe one can have all that if one is veryvery lucky. I know it's a cliche, but I'd like to find my "permanent last date"...could it be you?
About "Her": Well, it seems there is an unfilled place next to me...is it Yours? The vacancy sign is lit. Woman to a psychiatrist: "Doctor, I'm confused; one minute I think I'm a teepee, the next minute I think I'm a wigwam. What's wrong with me?" "It is simple Madam, you are just two tents." That lame joke told, the point is: please...if we do contact, have all your "Man issues" fully resolved we aren't all bad boys. And, I'm sure you understand, I won't reply without seeing your full-length (without sunglasses!) photos - (no photos? Here is a Mars/Venus reminder, we men are 90% "visual"...ok you are right, it's really 95%... or 97... or... oh well, you get my point.). However I promise that unlike most guys, after I look at your photos I WILL read what you took the time to write. BTW, secure men are not threatened by confident / successful women. To sum up: pretty, really nice legs (you know if you have 'em), little black dress and sexy shoes - or maybe just the sexy shoes ;-), enjoys sensuality, smart, fun, have a sense of humor please, feminine, friendly, not materialistic... and a Genuinely Nice Person with a Real Heart...it's not all that complicated, is it?
By the way, if I "wink", it's not just for sport, it's because I find your profile interesting...and / or you are just SO damn cute I HAD to wink!
Well, that's our show for tonight folks; please remember to tip your waitress, drive carefully, and step around the alligators.
*"Life is short. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it."
