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41 year old man
Venice, California, United States

Seeking:
women 31-38
Within:
10 Miles of Venice, California, United States
Relationship:
Never Married
Have kids:
No
Want kids:
Someday
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
Body type:
Athletic and toned
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Moderately

 

ABOUT HIM & WHO HE'S LOOKING FOR

Okay. Let's get to some fun facts about me:

Have never eaten a full wheel of cheese.
Won a Cap'N Crunch Second Chance Sweepstakes when I was 12.
Bourbon and I enjoy a mutually-parasitic relationship.
Have never walked out of a movie. (Except for Eat. Pray. Love. Because I never walked in.)
Feel weird if I go 2 days without some sort of exercise.
I'm a writer.
Enjoy intellectual conversation about politics, religion and sex.
Haven't ingested red meat in 16 years, as far as I know.
Have completed 5 triathlons.
I like the sound of people eating on film, but hate the sound of people kissing.
I can break dance. Mostly at weddings.
I've worn braces on my teeth. And on my legs.
Earned a journalism degree.
Had a commercial air during the Super Bowl.
Had lasik surgery.
Rappelled down a waterfall in Costa Rica.
Can drive stick.


Fun facts about you:

You love to travel. (I'm legally required to include that fact, as, apparently, you are as well.)
You have a sharp sense of humor.
You know how much make-up is too much.
You are attractive and fit.
You can relax.
Your nostrils are similarly sized.
You are attractive and fit.
Like to bend an elbow.
You don't overuse the word "amazing."
Can laugh at yourself. And, more importantly, others.
Even if you are a foodie, you don't call yourself a foodie.
Are interested in at least one of the major sports.
You know that some skepticism is a good thing.

Guess that's enough for now.
Of course, if I knew every fact about my ideal match I wouldn't need this site. I'd just need a detective.




Interests:
Camping, Cooking, Dining out, Movies/Videos, Music and concerts, Exploring new areas, Playing sports, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports
Sports & exercise:
Baseball, Basketball, Bowling, Cycling, Football, Golf, Running, Skiing, Swimming, Tennis / Racquet sports, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise, Hockey, VolleyBall
Exercise habits:
I exercise 5 or more times per week
Pets:
Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Libra
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I believe the "interest" and "sports and exercise" categories covered it. Other than the aforementioned bourbon. And writing. And eating Mexican food. And - nerd alert - I dabble in video games.

Favorite hot spots:

I'm not into clubs or dress codes, so the term "hot spot" is tough to apply. If I'm with people I like I prefer something more laid back. If I'm with people I don't like, I prefer something not laid back.

Favorite things:

TV. Movie Theaters. Procrastination. Perspiration. Heated political debate. Recycling. Completing something. A legitimate excuse to get out of something I don't want to do. Whiskey. Sleep. Hot sauce.

ABOUT... HIM HIS DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'10" (177cms)
5'1" (154cms) to 5'7" (170cms)
Body type:
Athletic and toned
About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Black
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No Way, Occasionally
Drink:
Moderately
Social Drinker, Regularly, Moderately
Occupation:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Never Married
No preference
Have kids:
No
No
Want kids:
Someday
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
White / Caucasian
No preference
Faith:
Spiritual but not religious
No preference

Not into religion. So, now you know.

Languages:
English, French
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Some college, Bachelors degree

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