Hey! I'm a seriously silly, laid back, hyper-active, intelligently ridiculous, annoyingly awesome, sarcastically witty, nicely behaved, pleasant looking man who is looking for a woman who is smart, silly, fun, sexy in her own way, and available; for the purpose of some sort of awesome relationship that would be based on friendship, companionship, fun, respect, monogamous sex, and general companionship.
But seriously, I can be pretty damn entertaining to be around. I entertain myself so often and easily that I could have fun in a cardboard box. But, my dog is starting to get a little worried about me always sitting around in this box or that box so I thought maybe I'd branch out. Maybe see if I can get him a girlfriend or something like that, not to be ambiguous. And maybe that's where you come in...
I'm thinking and you're probably thinking the same thing right about now. I guess something along the lines of what the hell is this dude talking about and has anyone ever written so much that said so little? You see, I'm ridiculously clever, often quite silly, and almost always having fun. I'm having fun right now! But, yeah, I'm usually in a good mood.
I like fun and know how its done. I make fun of almost anything but mean no harm. I loath people who are negative, complainers, miserable, and drama-mongers. They should have some sort of *Pit of Despair* and just bulldoze 'em all in to it. I was gonna say, and then bury 'em alive, but that wouldn't be nice. So basically, the only game I don't like is Joy Whack-A-Mole. You know, like that old time-y carnival game called Whack-A-Mole where 'ya got these moles popping up out of holes and ya' gotta whack 'em down with that big, padded mallet? Is it a mallet? Anyway, Joy Whack-A-Mole is kinda the same thing but there's no mole and there's no mallet. That makes no sense, I know. See, the JOY is the MOLE and the NEGATIVITY or COMPLAINING is the BIG MALLET. Example: Me - "Hello darling', happy to see you. You look gorgeous tonight, we're gonna have so much fun!". Offending Mole - "I'm soooo tired, and they're calling for rain so I'll soon look like a drowned rat. I think I feel a headache coming on." BOO!
Hmm... I was totally going to say something that mattered to you. I'll come back and tighten this section up a bit.
So, what am I doing with my life? I'm a hell of a slacker, its been said. Alright, alright... Its not that bad. I'm basically getting it going. I mean, not quite 'got it going', but close. I recently moved to Pennsylvania and got crappy house that I'm making nice little bits a a time. I'm a chef and dig my job. I'm the proud father of Cooper, my awesome dog. And I'm in the process of opening a restaurant. Now, don't get all excited darling, I'm not rich or anything just 'cause I'm going to open a restaurant. I'm actually kind of so not rich and don't even have a nice car. Just sayin'! But, I'm having a decent time!
Maybe you should message me if you're fun and you want to have more fun. You like a good deal of what I wrote on this page. You're a person who is naturally good to other people. You want to have drinks with me from time to time. You actually know how to have whatever sort of relationship it is that you desire. You want to have pizza with me. Maybe you'll sing and dance for a minute now and then in my kitchen with me and Cooper (we/he love that). You're not afraid to laugh at yourself and don't take yourself too seriously. You've never uttered the words "I work hard and play harder". Ha! I might let that slide. You enjoy life and others who do so as well.
P.S. I like people who are any or all of the following: A little bit crazy, free spirited, creative, odd, eccentric, weird, fringe, out there, spacey, extroverted, silly, funny, witty, and regularly recognize that it is, indeed, five o'clock somewhere.
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