Good Morning, Afternoon or Evening,
I've finally found you! If I'm writing to you it's because I love your smile, the sparkle in your eyes, the wittiness in your profile or you just have that "je ne sais quoi" that made me write to you.
If I'm not writing to you it's because you probably are wearing an article of Ed Hardy clothing, you are flipping me off (swear to god there is a woman on here with such a pic, I'd love to take her to meet my mom), you are wearing a Leaf jersey and really believe it's their year (kidding), everyone of your pics was taken by some douchebag club promoteur, your profile pic is of three women and there is no way of telling which one you are. How am I supposed to be sincere when I'm writing to you? Hey! You and your friends are hot. I'll take all three!
A little about me. I'm 39, educated, well read and love my family. I love spending time with my niece but am probably not the greatest role model as I just spent this day chasing her around the yard with a super soaker 2000 yelling lines from Training Day. "YOU KNOW I'M SURGICAL WITH THIS JAKE!" I can sit down and discuss the US ceiling debt, my favourite piece of art, the Canadian health care system, who's the best Family Guy character or if Drama gets too much air time on Entourage. I can quote JFK and Homer Simpson. What can I say....like my stock porfolio...I'm aggressive and diversified. (Gotta love investment humour).
I love my family, kissing, sporting events, well dressed women, wearing a Hugo Boss suit, Thomas Pink shirt and tie with newly shined shoes, wearing camo cargos and a t-shirt with flip flops, working out, cranking Dr Dre, NWA, Eminem, Snoop Dogg and rapping along with the lyrics, listening to the all Pearl Jam station on Sirius and pretending I'm Eddie Vedder, a nice medium rare steak seasoned only with sea salt, a bold bottle of red wine, cuddling (yeah I said it....what of it?), HBO programming, MAD MEN, autobiographies, the first spring day where all the women are out in skirts and dresses, a woman that snowboards, Trix, Lucky Charms, Fruit Loops, Sons of Anarchy, SUITS, my friends, a cold beer on a hot day, an ice cold coca-cola, a grande pike place from Starbucks, wife beaters on women (preferably with lulu lemons or booty shorts), my beautiful sister, a massage, building stuff with my hands, a great baseball game on a warm summer evening, crushing my driver off the tee, sinking a 40 foot putt and life. I LOVE LIFE! Want to be a part of it?
What I don't like? UFC (as a competitive hockey player I've learned that getting punched in the face hurts), poseurs, hipsters, jersey shore types, Right Wingers (politics not hockey players), bad parents, wife beaters on men (the men and the apparel), gym grunters, loud talkers, impoliteness, bad spellers, unappreciativeness and more.
Anyways thanks for reading my list of likes dislikes. If you've checked off more than five things....write back. You will be entertained!
"If u spend too long holding on to the one who treats u like an option, You will miss finding someone who treats u like a priority”.
I appreciate the love from women all over the world but to be honest with you I'll limit my travels to one hour from Toronto. Also I'd appreciate if you are to contact me you have a picture. THANKS! :)
