I'm amaziiiiiiing! I heal sick children and all animals wish me to be their master. When I am not walking on water I enjoy flying! In my private jet! I host a monthly tea with some of the most brilliant minds of our time. Who are these brilliant minds you ask? Tom Cruise (he preaches the word of Hubbard), Mike Huckabee (I want to ride a Jesus dinosaur), Dan Quayle who is so full of wisdom, and the crackhead poet laureate of our times--Charlie Sheen, just to name a few. I also train with Steven Segal several times a week in order to work on my fitness. He is the picture of health! If you are interested in becoming a potential suitor of mine, you should look like Brad Pitt (Legends of the Fall Brad Pitt), be a billionaire, and be of royal lineage.
No really, you should be a sincere person who likes laughing and likes to eat sweets. I like to bake and I need someone to eat said baked goods. It would be nice if you didn't take yourself too seriously. Oh and the ability to spell and use words in their proper context wins major points. Msg me if you enjoyed what you read and you'd like to know more about me.
Bye now!
