*Please do NOT msg me if you are under 25/over 35, are/were in the military, and/or are not white. These are deal breakers for a romantic relationship. Don't ask questions; Don't be offended... and don't waste your time (: *
So, the writer who breeds more words than he needs, is making a chore for the reader who reads:
If you want to catch a fish you don't see every day,
You have to go places quite out of the way,
You have to go places no others can get to.
You might get cold, and you might get wet, too.
I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind.
Some come from ahead and some come from behind.
But I've bought a big boat. I'm all ready you see.
Come take a paddle and paddle with me!
They say I'm old-fashioned,
and live in the past,
but sometimes I think progress progresses too fast...
Let's reel in ridiculous, and call it love; being crazy just isn't enough. C=