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42 year old woman
Fort Lauderdale, Florida, United States

Seeking:
men 35-45
Within:
50 Miles of Fort Lauderdale, Florida, United States
Relationship:
Divorced
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
Want kids:
Not sure
Ethnicity:
Asian, White / Caucasian
Body type:
Slender
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
Faith:
Christian / Other
Smoke:
No Way
Drink:
Social Drinker

 

ABOUT HER & WHO SHE'S LOOKING FOR

Why do I find myself standing in this godforsaken buffet line? I guess I'm hoping Match is going to bring out something special for me. I'm not so much into buttered noodles and chicken, so this time, I'm not putting it on my plate to try. Besides, I'm more a roasted beet than roast beef kinda gal.

I split my time every two weeks between Cleveland and Boca Raton for work. The travel was tiresome so I recently made a permanent move to Fort Lauderdale. Dear Florida, please keep my drinks cold and my dates not!

Definitely aware that life is a two way information super highway, so I only want what I am capable of giving. That being said, my match comes with a few prerequisites.

-You're going to know the red zigzag underline, under what you write, means you spelled a word wrong.... and you care a little.
-Their, There, They're. To, Too, Two. Big ups for homonyms.
-I don't care how much you make or what you drive. If you gotta show the whole virtual world, why the heck are you complaining about gold diggers or foreign women wanting you to wire cash... duh?!?! Look on the bright side; they're more accepting of your age, physical shape, missing teeth or anything else you may be overcompensating; than yours truly.
-I do care that you have an original, creative, somewhat twisted perception of the world. I promise to not look for a knight in "shinning" armor, if you promise to not tell me you enjoy fine "dinning" and the simple things in life.
-You're single. And by single, I mean in every zip code. Mind, body, spirit and on your tax returns for last year, k?
-And you live to eat. This girl comes equipped with a full set of global knives. And they are scary sharp.

I'm going to let you draw your own conclusions about me, without polluting you with over-exhausted inefficacious adjectives. A wise man once said, "I em what I em", and what I em is someone who is grateful for everything I am and all that I have. Bitterness should be drunk out of a mug and chips eaten out of a bag.

I do lots of charity work as my own brand of repentance. I hold office as the village idiot. Got more issues than an inner city school. But mine are quirky. Nothing that needs a support group. My match will embrace that.

And he's totally hot. Boom.

Interests:
Coffee and conversation, Cooking, Dining out, Gardening/Landscaping, Movies/Videos, Museums and art, Music and concerts, Nightclubs/Dancing, Performing arts, Travel/Sightseeing, Watching sports, Wine tasting
Sports & exercise:
Aerobics, Cycling, Dancing, Inline skating, Swimming, Walking / Hiking, Weights / Machines, Yoga, Other types of exercise
Exercise habits:
I exercise 3-4 times per week
Pets:
I have Cats
Pet Essay:

I have a dog in a cat's body. His name is Oliver.

Political views:
Liberal
Sign:
Sagittarius
College:
I'll tell you later
For fun:

I love dancing with my hula hoop.

Favorite hot spots:

My hot spot is Whole Foods. You'll find me there digging for the ripest fruit (green stems) or smelling the freshest fish (clear eyes). I like to intimidate the butcher & monger into bringing me the best. We have an "understanding".

Favorite things:

Some of my favorite things are gas station smokies, toilet paper infused with lotion, and a painting of myself above the fireplace. I love a double espresso, gay guys who dance, mirrors and hangover pizza.

Last read:

"2000 Years of Disbelief: Famous People With the Courage to Doubt" by James Haught. Read everything by David Sedaris. I will indulge in a chick lit book on occasion. Jen Landcaster and Laurie Notaro are entertaining.

ABOUT... HER HER DATE
APPEARANCE:
Height:
5'9" (175cms)
5'4" (162cms) to 8'0" (243cms)
Body type:
Slender
Slender, About average, Athletic and toned
Eyes:
Brown
No preference
Hair:
Light brown
No preference
   
LIFESTYLE:
Smoke:
No Way
No preference
Drink:
Social Drinker
Social Drinker
Occupation:
Fashion / Model / Beauty
No preference

I am a certified paramedical micropigmentologist. I do cosmetic tattooing, scar camouflage and mastectomy repigmentation. I truly love what I do and what it gives goes far beyond monetary rewards. Check out my story in the PD on 1/1/13.

Income:
I'll tell you later
No preference
Relationship:
Divorced
No preference
Have kids:
Yes, they sometimes live at home (1)
No answer
Want kids:
Not sure
No preference
   
BACKGROUND/VALUES:
Ethnicity:
Asian, White / Caucasian
White / Caucasian
Faith:
Christian / Other
No preference

The more I've learned, the less I know.

Languages:
English, Other
English
Education:
Bachelors degree
Bachelors degree, Graduate degree, PhD / Post Doctoral

John Carroll University

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