Here are your details:

Handle:
Ernbernn
Essay:
I - Don't like using the word I - Am completely uncomfortable with this site, it's much akin to grocery shopping...eh this looks good today, let's try it out - May have a phobia of selfishness - Have a dog named Higgins who is the worst butler known to man - Am from WVa, great place to be from - Put the @$$ in classy - Take care of myself but hate the gym - Can cook healthy food like no ones business, BAM! - Really want you to clean it up :) - Don't like anything repetitive - Throw myself into change, its invigorating - Cuss like a sailor, working on it - Don't know if it'll be possible surrounded by mostly men at work all day - Learned a lot from them so don't go trying to pull any shenanigans ;) - Have an obsession for the outdoors, Snowboarding, Mtn Biking, Wakeboarding, Paddleboarding, Golf, what else and who's coming? - Need to go Heli-skiing in the Alps - Have a Mammoth pass and miss the ski bum stoner's telling me to "shred the gnar" , go away robot scanner machines that sound like Atari - Can put together a mean spreadsheet, from 8-5 only - Drink Jameson on the rocks - Think social media and texting ruin people skills - Love photography but often adulterate every photo with Lightroom, you could call it art - Have a deer head on my wall, Young Buck sporting some shutter shades - Think growing up is going to be difficult - Have a very dry sense of humor, think Bill Murray with a nice set of... - Prefer memories over "stuff" - Love Garlic Cholula, you're going to have to be pretty special to replace that slot - Have an appreciation for most music (Led Zeppelin, everything 80's, electronic/house keeps me going, M83) - Own a piano but need some help, bonus points if you can give lessons - Am known amongst friends for ridiculous dance moves - Have never been in a tanning booth and don't like the nail salon - Wouldn't fix a broken car by painting it YOU - Actually read my profile and acknowledged you did by writing something other than "how was your weekend", "hello", or "you seem really cool" - Didn't email me 5 times previously with the same stock message (you know who you are but probably won't read long enough to see this) - Don't think people are disposable by just reading about them on this site, human interaction can't be replaced - Plan on getting to know me through activities instead of the same ole repetitive dinner speech and endless text messages that are open for misinterpretation - Also like to Snowboard, Mtn Bike or Wakeboard - Have an activity I don't do that you want to teach me - Push both of us to our limits - Know all good things in life require some effort, not necessarily work - Would be open to doing everything you enjoy in life with me even though you don't have to - Live each day like there's no tomorrow, doing otherwise would be a disservice to those we've lost - Like or love your job - Know physical attraction is a must but understand it's only 1 piece of the puzzle, what happens when we're 60? - Like a girl who doesn't pile on makeup and spend 2 hrs getting ready - Learned from your mistakes - Will never get xmas or birthday gift ideas from me - Have good friends, not many acquaintances - Hopefully play a musical instrument, it's sexy - Can borrow my Rolling Stones T-Shirt - Don't play games - Might own a boat, if so it has a wakeboard tower not a stripper pole or champagne room - Are very independent minded - Know yourself and truly know who you are looking for - Want somebody to love "Don’t wait for the right person to come into your life. Rather, be the right person to come to someone’s life." Cheers!
Gender:
Female
City:
Newport Beach
State:
California